A Laugh for the Forum

[millia Senior Member;PEGym Editor Find all posts View Profile Close millia]

A Horse, A Chicken &TheHarley:

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail,for he had gone totown with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of theloop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerfulbike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farm house,and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned..

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,

Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon,he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle..

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingyand he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story??

(yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)







'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A HarleyTo Pick UpChicks!

When the font size is edited, this is hilarious.

[frb3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close frb3]

Did you hear the one about the midget that could make any woman cum. He merely stuck his head in, wiggled his ears and spit.

[Mii Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mii]

JP those are some of the funniest jokes ive read!

[frb3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close frb3]

Rabbits

What is the difference between an American Rabbit and a French Rabbit.

An American Rabbit goes hippitty hop.

A French Rabbit goes licketty split.

[Mc Dong Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mc Dong]

Here's a good one.....

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?


A: Roberto

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

Hee, I liked that one. (jP

[frb3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close frb3]

Thoughts on water.

Water? Never touch the stuff my boy. Fish fuck in it you know.

William Claude Dunkenfield (W C Fields)

[fit4chix Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close fit4chix]

2FF =too fuck;n funny!!!! LOL

[frb3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close frb3]

Miscommunication

He: I jammed something under my finger nail, it's gotten infected and swollen to twice the size.

She: The whole Finger?

He: No, the one next to it.

[Jason - PE ! Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jason - PE !]

I've got a friend; she's got a theory. She reckons that the way to drive a man wild with desire is to nibble on their earlobes for hours on end. I think its bollocks.

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

She might drive ME wild if she nibbled on my cock for hours on end. (jP

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

How is a rocket ship and a penis alike? They both go up and eventually come down! How are they different the rocket ship stays up longer!

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

How is a rocket ship and a penis alike? They both go up and eventually come down! How are they different the rocket ship stays up longer!

I don't know about that. I've had a hard on that's gone to Venus and back. (jP

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

So what do you call a one legged waitress???



(Eileen)






An where does she work?







(IHOP)

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

I don't know about that. I've had a hard on that's gone to Venus and back. (jP

Has it encountered any venusian woman? lol