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[spanky Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close spanky]

Don't a lot of 'romance novels' go into great detail about how large the guy's penis is ...

*Sigh*

Yeah there's probably fiction around (hardcore) that goes on about enormous cocks. You should read a James Bond novel. You aren't gonna live that life either.

[amiok Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close amiok]

I looked in the mirror the other day. I love that I lost a lot of weight, but I HATE that I have some loose skin, pockets of fat around my gut and groin, and now saw that my whole fucking body is stretch marks. Disgusting.

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

I keep getting 2 numbers on my lotto tix lately................I WANT ALL 6!!!!!

[duppy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close duppy]

Why does my penis look average in pictures but small in person oh why lord -_-

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

Why do birds suddenly appear...........nuts one just shat on my head! Bugger!

[RickBhmcsb PEGym HERO Find all posts View Profile Close RickBhmcsb]

You're right Rick. Us women get the visuals in our head and don't need to see it on paper. Our imaginations are much better than what one person can translate into a drawing or photograph

True. I'm not as visual as most guys so I can appreciate a good book that I can get lost in with my imagination.

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

I looked in the mirror the other day. I love that I lost a lot of weight, but I HATE that I have some loose skin, pockets of fat around my gut and groin, and now saw that my whole fucking body is stretch marks. Disgusting.

I had sudden growth spurge multiple times. First when I was 11-12 years old then when I was 15. it felt like someone was pulling my body apart and my pelvis area hurt like hell.
End result, I am the (apparently) first person in both sides of my family who reached six feet in height. Along with stretch marks on m hips and some on my knees.

But you can use rose hip oil and/or vitamin E lotion to get rid of them, though it would take months.

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

You're right Rick. Us women get the visuals in our head and don't need to see it on paper. Our imaginations are much better than what one person can translate into a drawing or photograph

I'm probably more imaginative than you.

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

Well comic books are strongly marketed to a male audience....

Still a poor excuse for them.
That's like saying they draw women in half naked suits to distract the bad guys.

[amiok Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close amiok]

I love taking a shower and forgetting to wash my hair. Lol, so dumb.

[amiok Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close amiok]

I had sudden growth spurge multiple times. First when I was 11-12 years old then when I was 15. it felt like someone was pulling my body apart and my pelvis area hurt like hell.
End result, I am the (apparently) first person in both sides of my family who reached six feet in height. Along with stretch marks on m hips and some on my knees.

But you can use rose hip oil and/or vitamin E lotion to get rid of them, though it would take months.

Oh. Yea mine are all over. It is nasty.

[Guest Close XitemeM]

I love taking a shower and forgetting to wash my hair. Lol, so dumb.

I forgot to rinse the conditioner out the other day and had a burning feeling on my scalp all day long. Had lovely soft hair though.

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

I love taking a shower and forgetting to wash my hair. Lol, so dumb.

I can top that, I completely forgot the towel............THAT was bad......thank God my 10 year old daughter was outside the door in her room, I had to yell to her to put a towel at the foot of the door..........and then I hear "wait until I'm down the hall before you open the door!!".....love my kid man...hahahaha.

[amiok Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close amiok]

X: That sucks haha

MBD: That's hilarious.

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

Had a crack in my tooth. Got that sorted out. Wasn't pleasant at all. Neither was the news. Hopefully taking out the cracked part and filling it in would suffice until I die.

It is surprising though. Dentist said that it is highly unlikely for a 20 year old to have a cracked tooth. And I agree. Hopefully I won't need a root canal. Now, I'm being paranoid that other parts of my teeth hurt. I doubt it and I HOPE NOT.

Also I confirmed my suspicion that my jaw isn't aligned properly, there is a mismatch, he said. So the forces are distributed unevenly, which could be a factor.

I could also be deficient in Vitamin D and Calcium but I have to wait for my blood test results to come back.

I don't want a root canal. I don't want to correct my jaw - it's fine the way it is. This sucks. The whole experience with the dentist was unforgettable - in a bad, painful way. Even though he gave me an anesthetic, the drill-like equipment made me cringe and shudder. It was unnerving.

I brush my teeth twice a day. I clean my tongue. I use mouthwash before I go to sleep. I changed my diet for the better months ago - so why this?

I'll have to avoid sweets from now on, just in case. But fruits are fine.