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[Mr.Curly Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Mr.Curly]

WHY do women assume that tall guys will have massive cocks?

I was talking to this nurse and I asked her height. She said she was 5'2. She asked for my height. I said I'm 6'. This is what she said, word to word: "Damn, you must have a massive cock then! haha"

I replied: "Body proportions don't work that way. You're in the medical field, you should know that!"
She replied "Oh I know I was just teasing you there .. haha"

"Suuuuuuuure"
"Well that's what the say about tall guys"

This bothers me too!I once knew a guy that was 6-4,and had a 4 inch penis(hard).I'm 5-9,and mine is 7x6(i think i'm small).

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

I hate a know it all!

[islander Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close islander]

Funny:

I dont know how I can look at an article of clothing on a hanger and know if it will fit me, but I have absolutely no idea whatsoever what size the peen is I am looking at or feeling hahahahahah

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

I hate stupid people and I hate hot weather.........

[Mr.Curly Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Mr.Curly]

I hate stupid people and I hate hot weather.........

Then you must hate john mccain.

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

I HATE BEING SO FUCKING HAIRY Saw my face today on the screen of my phone and saw a disgusting reflection. Fucking hair and blackheads and EAR HAIR. EAR HAIR at the age of fucking 20. I make MYSELF SICK. It would have been fine if I was Wolverine but the only mutation I got was the fucking hairy gene. Asshole. Even my monobrow. My parents say that many women find that attractive. Oh yeah? WHERE? Some village in the outback of Asia?

I wish I was born a female sometimes. At least I would be more beautiful and desirable then and wouldn't have to deal with THIS penis size crap or the hair troubles.

And if it turns out that due to some unforeseen genetic fiasco I start balding, I will kill myself. My hair is the saving grace of my weird looking head n' face.

Yeah I'm so mad I'm typing everything in bold.

[RickBhmcsb PEGym HERO Find all posts View Profile Close RickBhmcsb]

I HATE HAVING A PENIS THAT LOOKS LIKE A COAT HOOK!

There. Is that what you were looking for in a rant?

[ryansambas Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ryansambas]

I HATE BEING SO FUCKING HAIRY Saw my face today on the screen of my phone and saw a disgusting reflection. Fucking hair and blackheads and EAR HAIR. EAR HAIR at the age of fucking 20. I make MYSELF SICK. It would have been fine if I was Wolverine but the only mutation I got was the fucking hairy gene. Asshole. Even my monobrow. My parents say that many women find that attractive. Oh yeah? WHERE? Some village in the outback of Asia?

I wish I was born a female sometimes. At least I would be more beautiful and desirable then and wouldn't have to deal with THIS penis size crap or the hair troubles.

And if it turns out that due to some unforeseen genetic fiasco I start balding, I will kill myself. My hair is the saving grace of my weird looking head n' face.

Yeah I'm so mad I'm typing everything in bold.

I'm 19 and I feel similar to you, not in the hair thing but in the parents say that I'm attractive, yada yada. Don't agree with the female part but I do with the hair thing, i only feel confident when my hair looks good in terms with women as sad as that sounds.

[RickBhmcsb PEGym HERO Find all posts View Profile Close RickBhmcsb]

I HATE BEING SO FUCKING HAIRY Saw my face today on the screen of my phone and saw a disgusting reflection. Fucking hair and blackheads and EAR HAIR. EAR HAIR at the age of fucking 20. I make MYSELF SICK. It would have been fine if I was Wolverine but the only mutation I got was the fucking hairy gene. Asshole. Even my monobrow. My parents say that many women find that attractive. Oh yeah? WHERE? Some village in the outback of Asia?

I wish I was born a female sometimes. At least I would be more beautiful and desirable then and wouldn't have to deal with THIS penis size crap or the hair troubles.

And if it turns out that due to some unforeseen genetic fiasco I start balding, I will kill myself. My hair is the saving grace of my weird looking head n' face.

Yeah I'm so mad I'm typing everything in bold.

I actually don't mind being hairy, and I'm blessed with and over abundance of it. My problem is male body hair is out. Sorry, but I am not shaving my body! If the a lady doesn't like it she's going to have to get used to it. I'm not into that prickly feeling of it all growing back. I remember back in the day when it was sexy to show off your hairy chest like Tom Jones used to. James Bond was hairy, too. He was tops in sexy. I guess I'm almost 40 years too late...

[amiok Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close amiok]

I hate being so pathetic!

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

I'm just gonna trim it. Still working on the damn face hair.

[RickBhmcsb PEGym HERO Find all posts View Profile Close RickBhmcsb]

I'm just gonna trim it. Still working on the damn face hair.

I can't stand shaving but I would look bad with a beard. I do, however, keep it trimmed "down there". I do that once a month, but I feel silly doing that with an electric razor. Sigh.

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

Doesn't your ball sack interfere with the electric trimmers buzzing around?

Another rant: I will never get complemented on my looks. Unless I bulk up. Which I am trying but I don't know will work.

[RickBhmcsb PEGym HERO Find all posts View Profile Close RickBhmcsb]

Doesn't your ball sack interfere with the electric trimmers buzzing around?

Another rant: I will never get complemented on my looks. Unless I bulk up. Which I am trying but I don't know will work.

Not really. With the type of electric razor I have I can work around it fairly well. The key is to be fairly erect when you do it. Easier to shave my shaft. That's another rant. I hate having a hairy penis! One time I actually nicked it shaving. That didn't feel too nice. Ouch!

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

Oh bloody hell, I can imagine your pain. Whenever I wear my father's watch (you know, with the metal bands with small gaps between them) ... they make my hair get stuck in them and I have to pull the watch out. That hurts like hell.