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I prefer the term bouncer it remiinds me I'm not a pouncey idiot, but I'm not allowed to use it at work, so it's a habit that sticks, and yeah it is fun, geek by day hard fucker at night, my super power is that my presence is enough to stop the situation getting out of hand.
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Good Luck with your gains,
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You consider yourself a geek?? If I were a boxer and bouncer people would fear me! hahaOriginally posted by CleanestMeanestPenis View Post
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Retired banker, finance manager, realtor, investment advisor, substitute teacher, and Good Humor man.Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
Fat Pad = 1+/-
Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.Comment
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What have you studied? For how long? Is it fun working as a banker? Did you earn well? Is it hard work? Some extra advice perhaps? (I ask all these questions because I study the same thing you probably studied awhile agoOriginally posted by not2big View Post
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It's fun to know what other members' interests are
I can better form an idea of someone now .. Thanks for the replies already guys!
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I've worked factory jobs, waited tables in different restaurants, dental assistant now.Comment
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I'm a Court Clerk. Basically, I'm the guy who sits next to the Judge, swears people in, takes the minutes and court orders of the proceedings, handle all the exhibits submitted, issue temporary and permanent restraining orders. My job is the one that most courthouse employees strive to get to and most never make it. The first time I tried out for it I made it and I'm not sure why I wanted to be one because it can be stressful as shit.It's a tough job being good looking and hung :-)Comment
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Haven't you ever seen the movie The Incredibles? Superheros shouldn't wear capes, it's bad for us!Originally posted by DemOne View Post
I have many powers.Originally posted by TheSperminator View PostYeah, + Toad what are your special powers?
I can easily deflect bullshit coming at me from various directions. I have an impenetrable shield against naughty girls' charm. My voice is like thunder and my smile flashes like quicksilver, melting even the coldest of hearts.
I can talk groups of test-driven ego-filled boys out of fights before even a single bottle breaks. I have four taxi numbers in hand and can summon a cab faster than you can blink, getting people home safely, and soundly.
I am Toadstool! Doorman of the night, and babysitter of drunken fuckheads.Last edited by Toadstool; 09-09-2012, 07:39 PM."Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
Character is destiny - Sigmund Freud
As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happenComment
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I sold crack to addicts for 7 years, now I sit on my hand and watch internet porn.Comment
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Retired Was Engraver Steel Dies Copper PrintingComment
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I am a roofer but now I wanna be toadstool!Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than beforeComment
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For the last 34 years I worked on school buses for the same school district! At least I'm a supervisor now...so I dont have to work on them as much any more.
On the weekends I own and operate a offshore charter boat. Cool job...getting paid for something you really enjoy.
Hobbies; hunting and gun building. My most recent project guns have been AR's and super custom built AK's.Last edited by SeaCock; 09-09-2012, 07:59 PM.It's not the size of the ship, but the motion in the ocean that counts!
7"X5.5" sailing right along!
SeaCock!Comment
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You're a superhero in my eyes. You're like an cross between santa claus and an Xman.Originally posted by BigO View Post
BigO travels around, big and jolly, to people's homes every day and climbs up the tall stories to construct his roof. Who wants a roof over their head? Only everyone. He gives to the people the confort of shelter!
He can also fall off from those tall buildings unbroken. I heard a tale of how he fell and shingles landed on his shin. This mutant beast-man stood up, laughed it off, and ran to the hospital, where doctors told him they might have to amputate, or at best he'd never walk again. He guffawed at this, tore off his own foot and kicked the doctor in the face for his false prognosis. He jelqed his leg and grew a new one and was at work the very next day!"Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
Character is destiny - Sigmund Freud
As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happenComment
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Except superheros are ballsy enough to wear a kilt while roofing.Comment
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