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  • #31
    Originally posted by Toadstool View Post
    He jelqed his leg and grew a new one and was at work the very next day!
    ZOMG what was his routine? inches in a day almost sounds too good to be true!
    My progress log

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    • #32
      retail supervisor and business management student
      CURRENT
      6.75 BPEL x 4.8 EG


      SHORT TERM GOAL
      7.0 BPEL x 5.0 EG

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Padawan787 View Post
        ZOMG what was his routine? inches in a day almost sounds too good to be true!
        It's a SUPER routine.
        I also think he feeds on the blood of a badass each night. I could also be embellishing a little bit
        "Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
        Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
        Character is destiny - Sigmund Freud
        As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happen

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        • #34
          Seasonal Deputy Harbormaster and cranberry bog harvester. Oh and I am an aspiring young penis tugger!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by TheSperminator View Post
            What have you studied? For how long? Is it fun working as a banker? Did you earn well? Is it hard work? Some extra advice perhaps? (I ask all these questions because I study the same thing you probably studied awhile ago )
            I graduated college with a BA in economics. Attended graduate school and studied banking and finance. My banking career was primarily in international finance (import export financing). Money was ok, but I earned a lot more when I joined one of my customers as their finance manager. I found both situations interesting and challenging.
            Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym
            12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
            12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
            01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
            01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
            01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
            Fat Pad = 1+/-

            Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Toadstool View Post
              Security, entrepreneur

              I don't like the word bouncer. I work in bars/nightclubs... I prefer security. Actually, I prefer superhero, or babysitter
              Ha! Love it!!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Toadstool View Post
                Haven't you ever seen the movie The Incredibles? Superheros shouldn't wear capes, it's bad for us!


                I have many powers.
                I can easily deflect bullshit coming at me from various directions. I have an impenetrable shield against naughty girls' charm. My voice is like thunder and my smile flashes like quicksilver, melting even the coldest of hearts.
                I can talk groups of test-driven ego-filled boys out of fights before even a single bottle breaks. I have four taxi numbers in hand and can summon a cab faster than you can blink, getting people home safely, and soundly.

                I am Toadstool! Doorman of the night, and babysitter of drunken fuckheads.
                Say it TS!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Toadstool View Post
                  You're a superhero in my eyes. You're like an cross between santa claus and an Xman.

                  BigO travels around, big and jolly, to people's homes every day and climbs up the tall stories to construct his roof. Who wants a roof over their head? Only everyone. He gives to the people the confort of shelter!
                  He can also fall off from those tall buildings unbroken. I heard a tale of how he fell and shingles landed on his shin. This mutant beast-man stood up, laughed it off, and ran to the hospital, where doctors told him they might have to amputate, or at best he'd never walk again. He guffawed at this, tore off his own foot and kicked the doctor in the face for his false prognosis. He jelqed his leg and grew a new one and was at work the very next day!
                  Damn, damn, damn! That's some kind of Badd Ass if you ask me.....dayumn!

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by DemOne View Post
                    Except superheros are ballsy enough to wear a kilt while roofing.
                    BigO, you have a kilt? What kind and do you have a manufacturer's link?

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Padawan787 View Post
                      ZOMG what was his routine? inches in a day almost sounds too good to be true!
                      Pics or it didn't happen

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                      • #41
                        I'm mechaninc and machine building engineer. Now studying for master degree
                        Start(11.24.11) BPEL 6 7/8 EG 4 7/8
                        Current stats

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                        • #42
                          I was a commercial roofer for years and always did great but knew I needed to get off the roof. Now I still work for the person I did in 1993 but I do project management, estimating, autocad and anything else they throw at me.

                          over the years I have dabbled in auto mechanic, engine building, auto body, auto painting, plumbing & hvac, saw mill, commercial windows
                          NCGUY1972
                          Senior Member
                          Last edited by NCGUY1972; 09-10-2012, 11:20 AM.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by not2big View Post
                            I graduated college with a BA in economics. Attended graduate school and studied banking and finance. My banking career was primarily in international finance (import export financing). Money was ok, but I earned a lot more when I joined one of my customers as their finance manager. I found both situations interesting and challenging.
                            Sounds interesting I love the social aspect about the job. You get in contact with so many people who need to open themselves up to you. Banks have so many power, they know everything about their clients!

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                            • #44
                              I'm a electrotechnician. Not the same as electrician. I went to college, but it didn't work. Currently unenployed and living at my family's farm. Maybe I'll go on college this or next year (telematics), but I don't want to go on psychology. I also have certificate for making pizzas, but that's work in kitchen and I don't like it. Basically, I have useless certificate.
                              Start: BPEL: 17,5 cm | EG: ~15 cm
                              Current: BPEL: 19 cm | EG: ~15 cm
                              Goal: BPEL: 22-23 cm | EG: 17-18cm with big glans.

                              Goal is more of a look issue than a number issue. I prefer girth over length. And hopefully girls will to...

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by TheSperminator View Post
                                Sounds interesting I love the social aspect about the job. You get in contact with so many people who need to open themselves up to you. Banks have so many power, they know everything about their clients!
                                Unfortunately, too many bankers think they know a lot about their clients and try to sell them products they feel the client needs. A good banker tries to uncover their clients real needs and find the best product to meet that need. This process should work for most selling situations.
                                Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym
                                12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
                                12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
                                01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
                                01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
                                01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
                                Fat Pad = 1+/-

                                Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.

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