My Dick Is So Big....

[Jakebfs Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jakebfs]

My dick is so big that from space the earth looks like a balloon on a string

[sushi12 Member Find all posts View Profile Close sushi12]

My dick is so big it eats steak for breakfast

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My dick is so big it has yo dicks in awebit

[Dick Whammy Retired Moderator Member of the month Jan 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Dick Whammy]

My dick is so big, that on Halloween I threw it over my should and went dressed as a filling station!

[billybrown Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close billybrown]

My dick is so big.... when I showed it to Chuck Norris he said: fuck dude you have a big dick!

[Da1th@matters Member Find all posts View Profile Close Da1th@matters]

My dick is so big... the military wants to launch it as a missle for the next terrorist threat...

[billybrown Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close billybrown]

My dick is so big.... when George W Bush looked at it he thought he was looking in the mirror

[Da1th@matters Member Find all posts View Profile Close Da1th@matters]

My dick so big the u.n. is thinkibg about using it as a bridge to connect the us to europe

[mikeguima Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close mikeguima]

My dick is so big... NASA is planning on using it as a bridge for the first Human Expedition to Mars.

[TehDBare Senior Member Member of the Month Sept 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TehDBare]

I'm a closet physics geek, here's some groaners. If you understand these, you might be a nerd.

My dick is so big... When I drive through Louisiana LIGO has to recallibrate their detectors.

My dick is so big... Steven Hawking has a theory about it

My dick is so big... It's causing the Voyager gravity anomaly

My dick is so big... It caused astronomers to rethink the definition of planets, sorry Pluto.

My dick is so big... Even Heisenberg is certain.

My dick is so big.. Only a super-massive black hole can appreciate it.

[Mark 1 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mark 1]

There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. "I know," he said, "we can play, ?Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee?".

"How do you play that?" asked the redneck.

"It's easy'' said the Spanish boy, "we can play it next recess."

So when recess time came, the three boys went outside. "Alright," said the Spanish boy, "Lets play."

The Asian boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants and whoever has the biggest pee pee is the winner. And so the Asian boy pulled down his pants and the other two boys were impressed. Then the Spanish boy pulled down his pants. His pee pee was about the same size as the Asian boy's. As the redneck boy pulled his pants down, the other two boys stared in awe.

"You win for sure," they both said.

Later that day the redneck boy went home and his mother asked him, "So did you make any new friends today?"

"Yup. I played this game called ?Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee? and the other boys said I won because I'm a redneck."

His mother laughed and replied, "No sweetie, you won because you're 38."

[aBone2pick Senior Member Member of the Month July 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close aBone2pick]

My dick is so big that when I lay face down on the beach with an erection archaeologists think they are digging up a new species of dinosaur.

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

My dick is so big... I'm still a virgin.

[CLOSEDDennyA Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big I claim it as a dependent on my taxes.

My dick is so big, it has a belly button.

[Realman Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Realman]

My dick is so big I use it as a bodyguard