My Dick Is So Big....

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

I fucked the abyss, it now has stretch marks.

[TheGreatLeviathan Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatLeviathan]

My dick is so big, I use it as a spotter at the gym.

[arkham Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close arkham]

My dick is so big, that it was the first dick on mars. Seriously.

I wasnt joking Picture 1 of 9 from to compare in the future

[Nyg0812 Member Find all posts View Profile Close Nyg0812]

My dick is so big it made the 50 ft woman bleed

[Nyg0812 Member Find all posts View Profile Close Nyg0812]

And after words they made a remake called " attack of the 50 foot dong"

[CLOSEDDennyA Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big that if I don't roll it over it gets bed sores.

[CLOSEDDennyA Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CLOSEDDennyA]

I'm reviving this thread for some laughs...

My dick is so big, my balls have only seen a vagina with binoculars.

[inchingup Member Find all posts View Profile Close inchingup]

...it almost got stuck in a drinking straw

[Realman Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Realman]

my dick is so big it goes to the barber.

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

My dick is so big that I hang a light on it and guide ships to safety.

[WhiteMandingo Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close WhiteMandingo]

My dick is so big that Chinese people keep asking "wat keep poking me -_-?"

[the_Based_God Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close the_Based_God]

My dick is so big it's got its own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick. It's so big it's in the other room making us drinks. My dick's so big, you're standing on it.

[Dubgrip Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dubgrip]

My dick is so big when I bust a nut the state issues a flood warning

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

It's so big, when I go swimming at the beach, jets try to land on it.

It's so big, OSHA came into work, and placed a team lift sign over the urinal.

It's so big, I have to use panorama to take pictures of it.

It's so big, I'm the reason video is called "footage".

[CLOSEDDennyA Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big it can burp the alphabet...