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my dick is so small my wife asked me to please use my finger instead
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Pinky toe. lolOriginally posted by NCGUY1972 View PostYou never slow down, you never grow old!Comment
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My dick is so small even the Borrower's don't know what to do with it.“Spirituality is not to be learned by flight from the world. We must learn an inner solitude wherever or with whomsoever we may be. We must learn to penetrate things and find God there.” - Eckhart
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My dick is so small even Roman Polanski wouldn't touch it.
BLUH-DOOSH!
Sex is the great leveler, taste the great divider. - Pauline KaelComment
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My dick is so small that when I sneeze it disappears.Comment
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My dick is small on me but huge on an ant....so I imagine i'm an ant and all the female ants call me king....!!!Last edited by Wolfemother; 01-27-2014, 01:30 PM.Comment
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My dick is so small.that when I joined a flea circus I was made the brunt
of every fleas jokeImagination expands the mindComment
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My dick is so small, I use it to pick locks.Comment
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My dick is so small that if I shoved it up a gnat's ass it would rattle around like a marble in a box car.Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
Fat Pad = 1+/-
Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.Comment
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my dick is so small that if a squirrel saw it it would tear it off and dig it underground my dick is so small that I sneeze out semen my dick is so small that when my urologist looked at it, he asked me "Where is your penis?" My dick is so small that women can't kick me there my dick is so small that my balls comes in first my dick is so small that I can stretch it like play-doh my dick is so small that my pee is longer than my dickComment
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My dick is so small that when I went in to get a sex change they got confused and just added another dick.Focus on the positive :D
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The dog in the bun represents my lifetime goal.Comment
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My dick is so small, you can't determine it's position and velocity at the same time.Comment
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......it's got electrons spinning around it.start: aug 1 2013
bpel: 6.9..7.1..7.2..8.5
Nbpel: 6..6.2..6.4..8
Mseg: 5..5..6.5
Flaccid: 4..4..6
his mother was a mudder..Comment
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I do not really want to post into this thread since I already posted on how big is your dick thread
Start: 8/2013: BPEL: 6.3" EG: 5.1"
Current: 9/2020 BPEL: (8.3 inches BPFSL: 8.9 "* MEG: 5.9
The Goal: BPEL: 9 inches EG: 6.5"
My journal: PurpleOnes JournalComment
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Member of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016
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