Member of the Month Oct 2014
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My dick is so small, you can't tell it apart from my crabs.
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The difference between a winner and loser is, I don't date losers. -
My dick is so small, my GF says it's big.You never slow down, you never grow old!Comment
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My dick's so small, my girlfriend lets me earfuck her without any lube.The difference between a winner and loser is, I don't date losers.Comment
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my dick is so small it doesn't know the meaning of the word "dangle".Comment
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my dick is so small that im still trying to find itStart 1-09-15
BPEL: 6.0 EG: 5.0
Most Recent 5-09-15
BPEL: 7.25 EG: 5.25
Short term goal
BPEL: 7.5 EG: 5.5
“A jug fills drop by drop.”- Buddha
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My dick is so small, my GF's vagina is enormous.You never slow down, you never grow old!Comment
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My dick is so small, my gf prefers my finger.Initial(9-1-11): BPEL: 7.25", BPSFL: 7.75", EG: 4.75", BEG: 5.25", BPFL: ~5.0", FG: ~4.0"
Current(7-1-16): BPEL: 8.375", BPSFL: 8.75", EG: 5.375", BEG: 5.875", BPFL: ~6.625", FG: ~4.75"
Realistic Goal: BPEL: 8.5", EG: 5.5"
Idealistic Goal: BPEL: 9.0", EG: 6.0", BPFL: 7.0", FL: 5.0"Comment
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My dick is so small...wait....I can't find it!!Comment
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My dick is so small, she can't deepthroat it.You never slow down, you never grow old!Comment
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My dick is so small that I can't masturbate, so I just play with my balls.Comment
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My dick is so small that it inspired Bruce Lee's 'Phantom Punch'...the one that you can't see.27/07/13 - BPEL: 6.25" EG: 5.0"
14/08/18 - BPEL: 7.1" EG: 5.3"Comment
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It's too small to joke about in a "my dick is so small" thread.Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Ben Franklin, 1775.Comment
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My cock is so small they call it a chicklingComment
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