My dick is so small

[INS Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close INS]

I do not really want to post into this thread since I already posted on how big is your dick thread

So you're telling me people are serious when their dicks need a separate ZIP code? :O

[mrimalive1 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close mrimalive1]

I wanted to know if i can post here since I can't locate my dick? lol

[Dontrike Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dontrike]

My dick is so small that when a woman laughs at it I usually have to as well because it's so incredibly funny.

My dick is so small even a Ken doll is hung in comparison.

[samsi4life Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close samsi4life]

My dick is so small i piss on my balls lol

[CLOSEDDennyA Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big, i don't need a punchline...

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

My SMAdickLL Well maybe you missed the inside joke.

[aBone2pick Senior Member Member of the Month July 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close aBone2pick]

My dick is so small that I can only ejaculate one sperm at a time.

[dedicated247 Member Find all posts View Profile Close dedicated247]

My dick is so small, i lost my virginity to a barbie

My dick is so small, i have morning toothpicks

[thenewdude Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close thenewdude]

My dick is so small it hides in pubics.

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

My dick is so small, they rub my head and jack off my neck instead.

[HammerTime89 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close HammerTime89]

Is that like when you rub your belly and pat your head at the same time?

[wellshii Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wellshii]

Dick is so small,
I joined pegym

[kilgore Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close kilgore]

this thread needs to be revived.

my dick is so small when i walk around naked, it looks like i taped a thimble to the front of an afro wig.

[ATP Senior MemberPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close ATP]

this thread needs to be revived.

my dick is so small when i walk around naked, it looks like i taped a thimble to the front of an afro wig.

Manscape!

[kilgore Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close kilgore]

my dick is so small it always seems like it's chilly out