I'm A Woman, Ask Me Anything!

[That'sNotVeryAppropriate Member Find all posts View Profile Close That'sNotVeryAppropriate]

aww, well gee, lol

[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

Oh my God, it's like looking at myself from the future.

Seriously, I do all those things and more except with way more dad jokes and inappropriate cringe-worthy humor. I literally spent an entire week repackaging angry Asian dad memes and making pneumonic devices about the Kardashians being whores.

I don't even think I'm funny, I'm just a jerk that makes fun of everything and everyone (within reason) but people seem to enjoy my terrible sense of humor. I am frankly surprised I haven't been sent to any sensitivity training yet.

[discreet Senior Member Member of the Month May 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close discreet]

This is one of my greatest joys - just being goofy. I've crop dusted a whole grocery aisle at times (farted in the store for those not domestic).

Hi,

This is not goofy, it's barbaric.

On a serious note, I never got the fascination my fellow man has with this past time. It's some what baffling.

And no, I simply don't have that much gas to expel in case some one asks "Don't ya fart?". And honestly, when I do at home and a woman is present, I go outside so not to expose her to potential cardiac arrest.

Am I odd, is there something wrong with me?

[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

Another great angry Asian dad memes for my arsenal. I'm going to have to make one for my avatar.

Btw, they come printed out. T-shirts from cafepress.
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[SuperDude Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close SuperDude]

Should women have the right to vote?

Lol I got a negative rep for this one from OP.

So ask her anything, except something that will make her get emotional and butthurt. Looks to me like evidence that you shouldnt be allowed to vote.

[Phoenix7672 Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close Phoenix7672]

This one is more for Q, but any of the women here can feel free to answer -- Just interested for those of you who have had FWB relationships, how exactly did those come about/how were they initiated?

I ask as I've always been more relationship-focused in the past, but I'm at a time in life where part of me wants to keep things more casual (potentially), but it seems odd to somehow bring it up without leading the other party on first.

[Qandisa Senior Member Member of the Month March 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Qandisa]

This one is more for Q, but any of the women here can feel free to answer -- Just interested for those of you who have had FWB relationships, how exactly did those come about/how were they initiated?

Okay this is going to be long but you did say "exactly" so...

For me they've come about in 2 ways:
1) I was friends with the guys first and there was an underlying mutual attraction but we both knew that an actual relationship would never work. For example way back when I was university I had a group of friends and we were all relatively close. We were heading into Christmas break and wouldn't be seeing each other for 2 or so weeks so we were giving each other hugs and kisses (hey it was the holidays). There was one that I was particularly attracted to - had been since I first saw him. Totally my type - tall, skinny, long hair, smart, great sense of humour. But rather fond of his recreational drugs and I didn't (and still don't) do those at all and don't like them around me so dating was just never going to work but we'd been doing the friendly flirting for a few months. I was wishing him a safe and happy holiday and hugged and kissed him, and that kiss turned into a real kiss. I was surprised! When I asked him later he said that my mouth was a little open when I kissed him and he thought what the hell let's see what happens. So we ended up in a 2 year long FWB situation - whenever one of us was actually dating someone the benefits part of our friendship got put on hold. If neither of us was dating then we'd meet up once or twice a week. It just grew out of a friendship that had sexual attraction to it but both of us knew wasn't ever going to be a real relationship.

2) Honestly, online sites. I used to use Adult Friend Finder (AFF), then I found Craigslist (CL) to be better. And yes it's MUCH easier for a woman to successfully find someone on there than it is for a man, just because there are so many more men on those sites than actual women. Most of the replies that you'll get as a man are either bots or sites wanting you to pay for membership/photos.

When I had a profile on AFF I made what I was looking for quite clear. Not an actual relationship, and not a one night stand, but something inbetween. A FWB situation but if they wanted the benefits the friend part had to be there. I came right out and said listen if I just wanted a random dick I could go out and pick one up at Walmart, I want an actual person, that there's enough chemistry with that we'd want to just hang out together but not date.

When I started trying out CL I initially posted an ad and then realized that was a big mistake. You don't have any idea how many responses ads from women get until you post one - I think I had over 80 emails in about 2 hours. After that I would just look at the posted ads and see which ones looked promising. I'd look for guys that had a good amount of information but didn't write a novella. Ones that actually had some criteria for what they wanted (and not the "I'll fuck anything" ones) but real criteria, not just "want to fuck a young hot chick". I looked for ones that said they were looking for FWB and stayed away from the "want sex right now" or the "come fuck me today" ones.

Once I'd picked ones that looked promising I'd send an email and see how an email exchange went - if they did the "we have to meet like right now!" thing and wouldn't wait then it was a no. If emails went well I'd suggest meeting for coffee to see how we got on in person - because sometimes you can have a great rapport online and then zero chemistry in person. Sometimes that one coffee was all there was. Sometimes it would lead to a single encounter but it just didn't really feel like it clicked. And sometimes it led to FWBs who stayed around for quite a while. I met both MainFWB and PL through CL. MainFWB is probably the longest sustained one and he's been around for 3 years. PL will be 2 years in a few months. One of the things that immediately caught my attention about PL's ad was the fact that he said he wanted to email for a while first to see if there was a match and build up a rapport - I was so impressed that a) he had a similar mindset to my own and b) he used the word "rapport". If you look over the various CL postings they're typically something that a 12 year old would write, so when I saw ones that used adult words I was happy lol.

So yes, you CAN have successful arrangements from sites like that, it just takes some planning and preparation.

[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

Lol I got a negative rep for this one from OP.

So ask her anything, except something that will make her get emotional and butthurt. Looks to me like evidence that you shouldnt be allowed to vote.

Quit while you're ahead.

[Phoenix7672 Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close Phoenix7672]

Thanks for the post Q -- Maybe I'm old school, but the 'online for FB/FWB' still seems odd to me (one reason I don't care much for things like Tinder), as I normally need to know a bit about them/how their mind works before approaching anything.

Almost sounds like your first example is the ideal. Sure that kiss worked, but I was also wondering how it could be brought up in conversation without seeming weird. I guess it really just depends on the situation and the people involved.

whenever one of us was actually dating someone the benefits part of our friendship got put on hold. If neither of us was dating then we'd meet up once or twice a week. It just grew out of a friendship that had sexual attraction to it but both of us knew wasn't ever going to be a real relationship.

This also sounds like the ideal too...I know a few girls who seem to avoid relationships, but they also seem like they are out to be with as many guys as possible (maybe some need of theirs or something). When I think of FWB, I think of two people who know it wouldn't work long term, but hey, why not have fun with a known, safe person while you both look for a long term partner? Better than both sitting around single getting nothing.

[UglyBoy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close UglyBoy]

So yes, you CAN have successful arrangements from sites like that, it just takes some planning and preparation.

Lol I often fantasize about this kind of thing working for me. Can't believe it's so easy for some.

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

Lol I got a negative rep for this one from OP.

So ask her anything, except something that will make her get emotional and butthurt. Looks to me like evidence that you shouldnt be allowed to vote.

As your reason for asking that question is to fill the world with sunshine and rainbows?

[Qandisa Senior Member Member of the Month March 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Qandisa]

Lol I often fantasize about this kind of thing working for me. Can't believe it's so easy for some.

I don't think I'd necessarily classify it as "easy", especially for guys. I think some/many of the guys that post are under the impression that there are hundreds of desperate, lonely women who view the ads and are going to just pounce on anything that promises them sex. A lot seem to think that all they have to say is something like "I have a big dick" and they're going to get a ton of responses. They don't. I mean they get responses but most of them are bots and pay-for-play ones. Posting an ad like that is pretty much like posting a cross between a resume and a help wanted ad - you can't expect to get hired just by saying "hey I'm here, hire me" and if you're looking to hire someone you can't just post and ad that says "need a job? call me" because no one knows what the job is or what the qualifications are.

Most of the guys that I've spoken to who have posted ads got very few real responses. The ones that have the best response rate are well written and include some kind of picture. Both MainFWB and PL included pictures, neither of which was a dickpic btw. Both were chest/shoulder shots - MainFWB was barechested, PL was wearing some fetish gear and I could see he had long hair.

And if anyone wants an indication of how much guys lie about dick size, go to something like Craigslist and look at the ads with pictures. Yes there are some bigger than average guys there, but there are SO MANY that say "I've got this 8" dick right here for you" and post a picture of one that's clearly about 6". And 6" is absolutely fine and great, that's pretty much right smack in my preferred range. I just get really annoyed at the guys who obviously lie about size, because it doesn't help anything and doesn't do anyone any good - the girls they're with who have a good time with him are going to think wow that was great, and he said he was 8" so obviously I really like 8" dicks.

[Dontrike Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dontrike]

You must get this question often and I do apologize if it is inappropriate, offensive, or irritating to hear it so much, but I have to ask.

What kind of bread do you like?

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

Personally I prefer my bread as Benjamin's. Hundies all day long.

[UglyBoy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close UglyBoy]

I don't think I'd necessarily classify it as "easy", especially for guys. I think some/many of the guys that post are under the impression that there are hundreds of desperate, lonely women who view the ads and are going to just pounce on anything that promises them sex. A lot seem to think that all they have to say is something like "I have a big dick" and they're going to get a ton of responses. They don't. I mean they get responses but most of them are bots and pay-for-play ones. Posting an ad like that is pretty much like posting a cross between a resume and a help wanted ad - you can't expect to get hired just by saying "hey I'm here, hire me" and if you're looking to hire someone you can't just post and ad that says "need a job? call me" because no one knows what the job is or what the qualifications are.

Most of the guys that I've spoken to who have posted ads got very few real responses. The ones that have the best response rate are well written and include some kind of picture. Both MainFWB and PL included pictures, neither of which was a dickpic btw. Both were chest/shoulder shots - MainFWB was barechested, PL was wearing some fetish gear and I could see he had long hair.

And if anyone wants an indication of how much guys lie about dick size, go to something like Craigslist and look at the ads with pictures. Yes there are some bigger than average guys there, but there are SO MANY that say "I've got this 8" dick right here for you" and post a picture of one that's clearly about 6". And 6" is absolutely fine and great, that's pretty much right smack in my preferred range. I just get really annoyed at the guys who obviously lie about size, because it doesn't help anything and doesn't do anyone any good - the girls they're with who have a good time with him are going to think wow that was great, and he said he was 8" so obviously I really like 8" dicks.

I always thought Craigslist was super shady, and having browsed through it a few times it doesn't seem like the most trustworthy place to be very honest. Might be different in Canada, dunno.

I personally am very camera shy, and have virtually no image of myself publicly available anywhere on the internet that directly ties me to my name. My flatmates tried to start a tinder account for me as a joke but I didn't really play along too much, and the account basically went unused almost as quickly as the humour on that joke died. I sometimes open it cause I'm bored and my friends added me to a group and keep sending messages to the groupchat, and I end up looking at people's profiles and it's literally 9/10 of them stating that they'll only speak to you if you're tall. So that's basically the final nail on the coffin for my chance at that kind of thing.

Also yeah the guys lying about their dick size thing I guess would explain a few things.