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  • Originally posted by Hanma View Post
    Does the life coach also teach you that life is bullshit?

    I want a life coach. But I cannot afford one.

    And amiok, dude, change your name to: amigreat.
    Life is something you take on a daily basis.
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    • Originally posted by RickBhmcsb View Post
      Oh wow! Don't forget. I'm 45 and never been kissed by a woman. You're way more experienced than I am bro!
      Yea. But having a girl tell you that sucks
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      • Originally posted by amiok View Post
        Yea. But having a girl tell you that sucks
        Go with the flow. Your obviously not doing what comes naturally to you.

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        • Originally posted by amiok View Post
          Yea. But having a girl tell you that sucks
          I agree. It wasn't a very nice thing to say to a guy.
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          • Her: You're bad at kissing.

            Should've been you: Hehe. Hey, guys want it to be special too you know. So, next time, I hope those lips are sweet.

            Sorry I know this is lame but this is what I can think of without any offending comment. :P
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            • The only equivalent I can think of to telling a guy he's a bad kisser would be to tell her that she's too fat. She should have taken the initiative and gave amiok a kiss the way she likes without saying a word. Maybe a smile first and then go for kiss number two. Just my two cents.
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              • Originally posted by Hanma View Post
                Her: You're bad at kissing.

                Should've been you: Hehe. Hey, guys want it to be special too you know. So, next time, I hope those lips are sweet.

                Sorry I know this is lame but this is what I can think of without any offending comment. :P
                Her: you're bad at kissing

                You: I had nothing to work with

                Women come up with some crap sometimes.

                Lol, I'm bitter... maybe "so teach me" would be a better response
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                • I thought almost the same as you at first, but I didn't want to sound offensive.
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                  I'll call it, the thunder dragon.

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                  • It was messed up. Of course she said she wants to teach me afterwards, but damn. And the girl who took my virginity, and I still want so so bad, just shoved her tongue down my throat. So that is how I know how to kiss lol. This girl was all closed lips and wouldn't let me do tongue.
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                    • Well don't tongue her, then. Rub her cheeks, her neck, her lips with your thumb. Ya know, different keys to open the vault.
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                      • IT takes two to be a bad kisser.. all it is really is different styles clashing.
                        It does not mean you or anyone's a bad kisser, it just means different tastes in what the other person like for style.
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                        • Different arousal levels tend to cause different kinds of kissing. Sense what your partner likes, in general they like what they are doing to you, so if they come in with pressure meet them with the same amount. If they only part their lips a little and just tease with their tongue don't try and pry their mouth open with your tongue, just follow their lead and lightly tease with your tongue. If they suck on a lip for a second, wait a few beats and return the favor - ect ect. You get the idea.

                          Also, try and keep your hands in a safe zone initially - don't go right for the ass, or the breasts, but holding her neck lightly with your hand and brushing her cheek with a thumb, or placing your hand on her hip or the small of her back (depending on how you're positioned) and lightly pulling her closer to you - just a little pressure, will help her to know that your WHOLE body is into her, not just your lips.

                          As an aside, once you get comfortable with a woman - if she ever puts your finger in her mouth and sucks on it, right after she is done give her a wet willy with her own spit and giggle! It's Hilarious!
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                          • most women I've kissed prefer not to have tongues everywhere. I used to joke-kiss with my ex like a teenager sometimes, wide mouthed and tongue all over the place.. that was fun , but proper kissing is always much more gentle. For me anyway. Best tip for kissing I ever heard is to *follow her lead* then unless she's deliberately sitting there waiting for you to show your own technique (never happened to me as far as I know - seems weird) she's left with a sense that you kiss just like she likes it

                            Anyway, in all honesty if I just met a girl and kissed her then she opened her mouth and stuck her tongue down my throat I'd probably tell *her* to settle down! Point is, you're allowed to have a kissing preference too - it's not *all* up to her is it.

                            Personally, I prefer kissing without going tongue crazy anyway. Delicate, start/stop kisses rather than full on necking .. unless of course you're wrapped around each other in bed (or an alley with your hand down her knickers :-o) But in all other cases, I find that sort of kiss kind of messy and immature. Sometimes I'll suck on her tongue just a little, playfully, or more often her lips, one by one.. damn I love that. But otherwise, follow her lead... before you know it it'll all be automatic anyway.

                            [edit: and yeah ^^ what TheSnitch said too - I think we're kind of saying the same thing ]
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                            • Hanma: Dude you are gonna be a pro when you get a girl lol, so much knowledge.

                              Tink: Yea, that's what i would think but eh she already threw it out there that I'm a bad kisser.

                              Snitch and Spanky: Thanks for the tips guys.


                              And as a whole, I think this was just something she had to say because she is insecure. She is a large girl, only girls I feel comfortable going for, and is clearly insecure. I think she had to say something to "knock me down a peg" so to speak.
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                              • Originally posted by amiok View Post
                                Hanma: Dude you are gonna be a pro when you get a girl lol, so much knowledge.

                                Tink: Yea, that's what i would think but eh she already threw it out there that I'm a bad kisser.

                                Snitch and Spanky: Thanks for the tips guys.


                                And as a whole, I think this was just something she had to say because she is insecure. She is a large girl, only girls I feel comfortable going for, and is clearly insecure. I think she had to say something to "knock me down a peg" so to speak.
                                I think you just hit the nail on the head, amiok. Being insecure in one's self will make people say some very hurtful things. I hope this all works out for you.
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