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My dick is so small
just a little fun
my dick is sooo small that I couldn't please a flea
my dick is sooo small that I couldn't please a flea
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There is no knowledge that is not power
Quote from UMK3 on SNES
here's a couple funny videos enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNuJ0ZW060s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU9-TKRkaUw
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My dick is so small.... wait a minute, I can't relate lolShe came, I saw, my penis conquered!
11/5/2013
Bpel 7.2
Meg 4.7
4/1/2104
Bpel 7.75
Meg 4.9
9/23/2014
Bpel 7.75
Meg 5.25
Short term goal
Bpel 7.9
Meg 5.1
End goal
bpel 8.25
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My dick is soo small that it evens a grain of sandThere is no knowledge that is not power
Quote from UMK3 on SNES
here's a couple funny videos enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNuJ0ZW060s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU9-TKRkaUw
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My dick is so skinny you can't see it from the side.
My dick is so small it only exists in 2 dimensions.
My dick is so small, my balls penetrate first.Just a regular dick on a forum all about guys.Comment
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my dick is so small that I have to get a magnifying glass to see it my dick is so small that farts come out my dick instead of my anus my dick is so small that women uses it for a ear waxComment
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My dick is so small that people think I'm a woman. Oh, wait...“Spirituality is not to be learned by flight from the world. We must learn an inner solitude wherever or with whomsoever we may be. We must learn to penetrate things and find God there.” - Eckhart
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my dick is so small that I'm the smallest dick in the world in the book of GuinnessComment
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my dick so small that my dick looks like an eyebrow for my testiclesComment
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My dick is so small I have to use a microscope just to see it. My dick is so small that when I spill rice in my pubes, it gets confusing.Aiming for a bigger, healthier willy!
Golf's progress log
Start of PE (16.7.2013)
BPEL: 6.75" MSEG: 5.25"
Current (16.1.2019)
BPEL: 18.7 cm MSEG: 13.5 cm
Foreskin regeneration is a possible way to undo circumcisionComment
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My dick is so small I have to use a tweezer and a magnifying glass to jerk off.
My dick is so small when I cut my pubes I can shave over the penis and the razor wont cut it.“I keep six honest serving men (they taught me all i knew); Theirs names are What and Why and When And How And Where and Who.” - Rudyard KiplingComment
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My dick is so small I tell people it's shrunk in the wash.“Spirituality is not to be learned by flight from the world. We must learn an inner solitude wherever or with whomsoever we may be. We must learn to penetrate things and find God there.” - Eckhart
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My dick is so small that physicist around the world are trying to prove it exist. Its the next big step after the Bozon particle.Start(11.24.11) BPEL 6 7/8 EG 4 7/8
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Golf that's my favorite line to use on the ladies to keep em guessing so when they find out it is huge they are amazedOriginally posted by Golf1094 View Post
I don't go into the details I just say it's as small as a grain of rice I like yours better I'm gonna use that one from now on!!! >.<There is no knowledge that is not power
Quote from UMK3 on SNES
here's a couple funny videos enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNuJ0ZW060s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU9-TKRkaUw
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