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Day 89 & 90 Days off

Pulled my back out yesterday doing some maintenance to the car. Yesterday, the muscle relaxants and beer had a minor effect. Today they are providing a lot more to help. I can move around now. I feel almost human again!

Dang man, sorry to hear that. Glad it's getting better!

[TomFoolery Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TomFoolery]

Updated my measurements. I'm literally a hair under 6.5 BPEL, but I don't feel that I should claim something that I am not by rounding up.

BPEL = 6.4375"
NBPEL = 5.9375"
MEG = 4.75"

My flaccid hang is looking great - even when I'm cold. Hardly any turtle-ing throughout the day. The wife has made a few comments to me the past few weeks as well.

Feeling good about it all.

Got some insight on my PF issues - mostly due to posture (scoliosis and APT), and due to effects of my operation. Would have been good to know years ago, but it is what it is, and I am where I am. C'est la vie!

New pic of the progress graph in my signature.

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Everything going alright bro? Hope so. Let me know if you need anything.

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Hey Burrito. Thanks for asking. Things have been a bit tumultuous this past week. My dad is back in the hospital, that with family responsibilities and work have got be busy. I essentially took the week off of PE due to sheer exhaustion.

Trained today though, doing some stretches.

How's everything with you? Have been reading your blog... Chin up man. You're going to be good. It's a big adjustment and there will be times of doubt. Only you can answer whether those doubts are legitimate or not. But whatever the situation, you have people to support you through to the other side.

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Pathetic workout today! 😒

Day 96 | 2017-11-18

13 min warmup w rice sock
1 min bundled stretches in all 5 directions, helicopter shakes before change of direction
1 min JP90 stretches, circles l & r, helicopters

10 min edging with FL, kept losing my erection so I broke and brought up some porn to help out - Ejaculated with a flaccid unit... Pathetic!

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Hey Burrito. Thanks for asking. Things have been a bit tumultuous this past week. My dad is back in the hospital, that with family responsibilities and work have got be busy. I essentially took the week off of PE due to sheer exhaustion.

Trained today though, doing some stretches.

How's everything with you? Have been reading your blog... Chin up man. You're going to be good. It's a big adjustment and there will be times of doubt. Only you can answer whether those doubts are legitimate or not. But whatever the situation, you have people to support you through to the other side.

Sorry to hear about you dad and hope for the best for that situation. I know PE works best when there's stability and consistency in the daily life. Easy to get thrown off a routine and harder to get back on. Hang in there. Sometimes it's good to have busyness goin on, it means you are needed and valued.

For me, meh, it's all good. It is what it is and ain't what it ain't. Got a good group of peeps around here that seem to give a dang and that means a lot. The Burrito will be fine!

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Did 2 sets in the BM in the shower this morning. Going to try out an air pump... The BM is too finicky, and has me wondering how the other half is living.

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The wife and kids are out so I thought I'd put the privacy to good use. Took the home made jelqing device out of the archives and did 100 jelqs.

Got a good compression with each rep. Had an issue maintaining a good consistent stroke because my unit was moving around so much. I'll get used to the technique as I gain experience.

Don't see how I'll be able to keep control of the stroke for the typical 3-4 second rep.

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Day 97 | 2017-11-19

DPF = 2

12 min warmup w rice sock1 min bundled stretches in all 5 directions, helicopter shakes before change of direction
1 min JP90 stretches, circles L & R, helicopters


Resounding 1.5 min edging with FL, this time I didn't lose my erection, but I was IKing a lot. I had to stop two times, and I unfortunately went too far and breached the PONR.

Not a fantastic training weekend.

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DPF = 5

Been on a bit of a hiatus the past few days. Been to busy at work coupled with staying up late to get work done and then early to work hasn't left a lot of time for PE.

Back to training tomorrow morning though.

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Alright, Mr. Foolery has a life! Albeit, busy, but still. Congrats on working hard! haha

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Day 105 | 2017-11-27

DPF = 10

15 min warmup with rice sock.
1 min bundled stretches in all 5 directions, helicopter shakes before change of direction.

18:50 edging with the FL. I'm really seeing a pattern here with my arousal. I can watch TV while edging with no problem, but as soon as I watch something visually appealing like a women's fitness motivation video on YouTube, I near the PONR in a few short minutes. Go back to TV and my arousal reduces allowing me to continue on.

When watching YT I'm not even thinking sexual thoughts.

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Day 105 | 2017-11-27

DPF = 10

15 min warmup with rice sock.
1 min bundled stretches in all 5 directions, helicopter shakes before change of direction.

18:50 edging with the FL. I'm really seeing a pattern here with my arousal. I can watch TV while edging with no problem, but as soon as I watch something visually appealing like a women's fitness motivation video on YouTube, I near the PONR in a few short minutes. Go back to TV and my arousal reduces allowing me to continue on.

When watching YT I'm not even thinking sexual thoughts.

No big surprise there.. :-D

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No big surprise there.. :-D

Frustrating though. I am going to incorporate arousal techniques now too. The mind is a complicated beast.

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The Mrs told me about a dream she had last night. She was having a three-way with her High school science teacher and me. I married a dirty bird. This, and the response that I got from telling her about my dream a few nights ago where she was making out with two women at a club has confirmed that I'm lucky enough to be with the right woman for me.

I think for my birthday I'll surprise her by taking her to an adult on-premise lounge were we can relax adult style and get our freak on if the itch needs to be scratched ... because she likes to be lead astray.

(PIs are fantastic today)