Enter the Burrito

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

I was joking. I think he took your bright idea and ran with it.

[Undead Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Undead]

Hey man sometimes you just gotta get hammered

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

FK YEAH you got this burrito man! Just dont P.E and drink

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[Undead Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Undead]

So its my fault
????

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

So its my fault
????

If we see him in the injury forums.... Lol

[Undead Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Undead]

If we see him in the injury forums.... Lol

Lmaoo i specifically said no P.E, besides he is probably so hammered he cant even get an erection. We all been there at east once.

[Undead Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Undead]

Alright my turn to hit the hay, catch yall tomorrow! And good luck to the burrito will catch another drink some other time.

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

Good nightnfrom me also. 5 comes early.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

I'm alive guys... had some impressive morning wood. I might be on to something.

Excessive drinking = Excessive morning wood.
Will need to repeat this experimet several more times to verify connection .

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

Must be the worm.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

LOL I jumped off last night cuz the wife got home.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Pretty sure the marriage is done at this point. I have no more hope. She's convinced that I've been sleeping around which is not true.

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

Sorry burrito. Stay strong.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

The main thing is trust. She will never be able to trust me again. No hope for intimacy. If we did work things out we would just be coexisting. I don't see any point in that.

[Nerd-Since-92 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Nerd-Since-92]

Sorry to hear the sad news...BUT....atleast you have an Ultimate Burrito to eat!