Enter the Burrito

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Weight loss is coming along very nicely. In about 5 weeks I have gone from 205lbs to 185lbs.

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Life is falling apart, going through some really tough trials on all fronts. Knowing that God is in control is that only thing holding me together because this is beyond what I alone can handle. Call me weak minded or whatever you want, I don't care because the only reason I am not in the belly of depression is because of what I believe and I am not ashamed of that... I am only wondering; how much more am I supposed to handle??? - Just venting.

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On a positive note... I got a banana! Or at least it is curved like one. I have heard that if you were to have a curved penis, one that is curved upwards is most desirable. To know if there is any truth to that I'll have to ask the audience .

I don't have a protractor to know for sure but looking at images of one online I would have to estimate that it curves upwards at 15 degree angle starting mid shaft.

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Weight loss is coming along very nicely. In about 5 weeks I have gone from 205lbs to 185lbs.

That's really good. Not many people can lose 20 lbs in about a month!

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Thanks man! The best part is that it hasn't been hard to do. I typically don't eat breakfast, for lunch I do my smoothie and dinner is boneless skinless chicken breasts cooked in a skillet with green beans, squash, or broccoli. Limiting my carb intake really kicks it into high gear. I can look down and see my burrito now, not my belly LOL.

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Soon I will measure my NBPEL to see how much it has changed by and also my fat pad depth.

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You got a banana? I thought you had an ultimate burrito?

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

You got a banana? I thought you had an ultimate burrito?

oh, I could really dig a burrito right now, it's been awhile. Better yet. A deep fried burrito, yes.

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Introducing the BANANA-ITO! Haha

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oh, I could really dig a burrito right now, it's been awhile. Better yet. A deep fried burrito, yes.

Yeah, went to Moe's earlier this week and got one... I like going to the salsa section and getting that Carolina Reaper sauce. I go there first and then wait in line and ask them to drop some of it in my burrito while they are making it.
D-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s

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I am now doing the Advanced Jelq-Free Routine (or at leas my version of it). It consists of warm up, 100 jelqs using jelq device, 10-20 squeezes (have the darndest time keeping up with the count lol), 250 side to side stretches. I last week was the experimental pilot week for this new routine. Still trying to figure out the best/most correct way to do the side to sides. Right now I spread my legs and do a squat and pull to left thigh, swing over like a pendulum to the right thigh (that counts as 2 reps) and then back and forth with each thigh touch being a rep. Usually after work I apply the extender, time and schedule permitting. This being the first official week, I am taking Big Al's advice of only exercising M, W, F. It's gonna be hard not doing any more than that but I'm trusting you dude. Today is a rest day and I can say that I have (no kidding) had a semi-hard on all day. Good PI, eh?

Thinking about clamping as well but I'll give the jelqs and squeezes a chance first.

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Really enjoying this new routine. On rest days my flacid is really fat with random semi hard ons through out the day. Good bulge. I have also noticed EQ improving slightly. My favorite part is still using the jelq device that I made. I also feel like I got a good work out afterwards. Never felt that too much with the JP90.

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Morning work out

Warm up in shower 5min
110 jelqs with device
15 squeezes
300 s2s stretches
5min kegels / rk
10 edging

Will be extending after work.

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Inspired once again by Jockinthebox, I have decided to give the whole ball enhancement a go. I want to measure my current stats first though. Maybe ball dimensions (length and width???) and also ball hang. I will start first by just doing testicle massages... not quite sure what that looks like so I guess I will just start off by fondling my balls for 15-30min lol. If there is a proper way can somebody enlighten me? I will later begin doing Jock's other "ball stretch" routine. I'm thinking this will be the next new frontier once I hit my length goal.

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Been separated form the wife for almost 2 months now. Things are going in the right direction, just taking a while to heal. She is so worth the wait though.

If we get back together, and when we finally get intimate, it will be interesting to see if she notices any differences. I will have to go back and see what my length was when we separated but I think I have gained a quarter inch since then and could possibly gain up to a half or more before we get intimate.

Although it sucks we have been separated, this could be a unique opportunity to let all the guys out there know if they really can tell a difference (or at least from one woman's perspective). This would be a true test for that.