Enter the Burrito

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

If only I had a taco to keep me warm....

Hopefully that's a taco without sour cream.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Hopefully that's a taco without sour cream.

Preferably a taco that's in need of sour cream

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Preferably a taco that's in need of sour cream

And not lettuce lol chaaaa ching lmao

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

And not lettuce lol chaaaa ching lmao

I'll give you that one, that was pretty darn funny!

AND... it better not smell like a FISH taco!!!

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Did the JP90 stretches today followed by 3.5h extending.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Got some JP90 stretches in this morning. Trying to keep this going haha.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

did the JP90 stretches and 4h of extending

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

I'm a "shower" 70% of the time now. It's harder to work the burrito back In the pants after taking a leak now. I attribute the change to extending.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Decided to up the physical workout routine. I'm just getting such good results that I can't help myself lol. Now I am going to try to do it twice a day. 10 pull ups, 30 pushups and 30 sit ups. Additionally, I have begun swimming laps in the pool. Gonna shoot for a couple days a week to begin and see where it goes from there. I can currently swim about 6 laps hard and about 4 laps doing back strokes. Man it really works the muscles!

Did 150 power jelqs and had a nice meaty burrito when it was all said and done.

[6inDongNotForLong Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close 6inDongNotForLong]

I see you're doing JP90 stretches before extending.

Is this because those are ligament based stretches and the extender creates micro tears?

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

I see you're doing JP90 stretches before extending.

Is this because those are ligament based stretches and the extender creates micro tears?

Exactly. It's also like a warm-up exercise for extending.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Today I did 200 power jelqs, 10 minutes edging and JP90 stretches.

Just as a reference, my JP90 takes 8 minutes to complete.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Did 150 power jelqs today and took a rest day from length. I finished off with a 30 min edging session that I lost control of in the end. It sucked because I wasn't prepared for "clean up on aisle 5". It was one of the largest loads to date and it had only been 2 days. Lecithin and hydration is key. I took THE Volume Pills for 1 year and did not see those results. You gotta take a huge dose of lecithin though for it to work and you don't take it every day just a day or two before. Ah, such is life...

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Did 150 power jelqs, JP90 stretches and 2h 45min extending today. The power jelqs are helping me to have a thicker flaccid and my EQ has improved since doing them again.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Did 150 power jelqs and JP90 stretches. I can always tell a difference using the jelq device. Random boners are more frequent, sausage is thicker, girth is increased. Unfortunately that combination makes me hornier than I already am usually. Drives me nuts! lol