Enter the Burrito

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Me joke? You're kidding me right now, I never joke! Ultimate Burrito Smoothie..

Sure has a ring to it, don't it?

It does, but the connotation might be a little misleading... haha

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

It does, but the connotation might be a little misleading... haha

Do you go to college or something?

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

LOL why?

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

LOL why?

Who the fluck says connotation? You must be a professor or some shat.

Professor Ultimate Burrito!

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Who the fluck says connotation? You must be a professor or some shat.

Professor Ultimate Burrito!

Lol nah! I'm just a good ol' southern boy Engineering by profession. No college haha.

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Lol nah! I'm just a good ol' southern boy Engineering by profession. No college haha.

Well gosh. WTH does that make me!

I'm just a banana lacking potassium.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Well gosh. WTH does that make me!

I'm just a banana lacking potassium.

You just another smoothie ingredient unfortunately. You know, bananas are one fruit that I simply cannot stomach (no offense). I use to run cross country and would have to force myself to consume one before running due to the potassium to help reduce cramping. I would literally bang my head against the bus seat trying to force one down. Would even get tears in my eyes. haha The memories.....

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Did 100 power jelqs.

Can't decide if I want to do power jelqs every day or on the of days of my stretching... hmmmm.

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Hater.

Don't hurt yourself.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Hater.

Don't hurt yourself.

haha can't help myself...

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

haha can't help myself...

I said the same thing, after I hurt myself, professor.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

I said the same thing, after I hurt myself, professor.

hmmmm you think there's risk with my plan?

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

hmmmm you think there's risk with my plan?

There's risk with everything bro. But what's your plan? Better yet, what are power jelqs? Haha!

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There's risk with everything bro. But what's your plan? Better yet, what are power jelqs? Haha!

I'm just doing side to side stretches every other day, so far I have worked up to 800. Power jelqs are just jelqs performed with a jelq device. I made mine with a jar lifter and foam padding. 1 stroke = 1 rep +/- 1 light year

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

I'm just doing side to side stretches every other day, so far I have worked up to 800. Power jelqs are just jelqs performed with a jelq device. I made mine with a jar lifter and foam padding. 1 stroke = 1 rep +/- 1 light year

I knew that. Yes. I did.

I've never used a power jelq device, so I can't help ya.

Jelqs never hurt me though. My injuries have always involved my pelvic floor.

Damn light years.