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01/09/17
BPEL 7.01 / NBPEL 6.50 / MSEG 5.02
01/12/17
BPEL 7.28 / NBPEL 6.69 / MSEG 5.31
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01/09/17
BPEL 7.01 / NBPEL 6.50 / MSEG 5.02
01/12/17
BPEL 7.28 / NBPEL 6.69 / MSEG 5.31
Goal
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An oldie.
Two guys, one from Texas and one from Arixona are driving home from a night drinking. They stop on a bridge to relieve themselves. The guy from Arizona whips his out and starts to pee over the railing and advises the Texan that the water is cold. The Texan whips his out and starts to pee and advises the Arizona guy that it's deep too.Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
Fat Pad = 1+/-
Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.Comment
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A guy with a very erect penis turns to his wife in bed and whispers,"Did you know it's National Orgasm Day?""Oh, what a pity," she says."Right in the middle of National Headache Week."
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Daddy ties one on at the local pub. Wearing his kilt for heritage day. Unfortunately he had just half a shot too many and had to lie down on the trail home. Sally walking home later that morning finds him sleeping. She, being adventurous, having never seen a penis, decides to lift his kilt. She stares in awe for almost 10 minutes. Then feels guilty for violating poor Paddy. So she ties her pretty blue bait ribbon around his penis to let him know she had peeked.
Several hours later Paddy wakes up. He needs to per so bad to hurts. He lifts the kilt and finds the ribbon choking his erection. He exclaims "I don't know where you were last night and I don't know what you were doing, but I'm glad to see you won first prize laddy".ALL THE WAY WITH GOOD OLE JAY!Comment
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Also to add, sometimes the right becomes the left, but sometimes the left also becomes the right. lolOriginal/Current Stats:
2014-09-01: BPEL 6.8"/NBPEL 6" MEG 5.0", BPFL 5"/NBPFL 4" FG 4.4"
2019-03-16: BPEL 8"/NBPEL 6.75" MEG 5.2", BPFL 6.75"/NBPFL 5.5" FG 4.5"
Goals:
Realistic: BPEL 8.5"/NBPEL 7.5" MEG 5.5"
Optimistic: BPEL 9"/NBPEL 8" MEG 5.75"
Dream: BPEL 10"/NBPEL 9" MEG 6.5"Comment
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUfMgc-b9zwOriginally posted by not2big View PostWant a FREE Month of Coaching? PM or email me for details- or CLICK HERE
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Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove.
Ha Ha fit like a glove.
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Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis.
The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.
''What's that?'' asked Jenny. ''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''
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Bondage.
Some people call it domestic violence.
We call it foreplay.
Got cuffs? GAME ON!
My routine and gains.
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Grandmother made her grandson his favourite meal.She went to her grandson`s door and said:
-"honey,I got your favourite meal!"
Grandson reply:
-"I am with a girl here,grandma!Maybe later"
Grandmother responds:
-"I know that you are with girl.I am just being sure you are don`t f*cking on empty stomatch,that`s all"
You know grandmas...starting size:07.2016-NBPEL 15.3 cm;MEG 12.6cm(4.9)
Now:01.2018-NBPEL 19cm(7.5);MEG 14cm(5.5)
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A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."To totally satisfy a woman sexually is not about having a large penis, it's about being a good lover.Comment
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15/03/2017 --- 15/08/2017
- BPEL: 14cm --- 17,8cm
- FL: 3cm --- 10cm
- SL : 6cm --- 14cm
Photos in my album.
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Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.Comment
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I've heard people call my penis a mythological creature, because it's dragon on the floor.Comment
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