CONTEST: Give Me Your Best Penis Joke, Meme or Comic

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Leroy & Bubba were riding down a country road in Leroy's old pickup, when suddenly they happen upon a German Shepard sitting in the middle of the road licking his balls...Coasting to a stop, Leroy says to Bubba..."Damn, Bubba! I SURE wish I could DO THAT!!!"

Bubba quickly replies..."OH,... YOU BETTER NOT, LEROY!!!...THAT DOG'LL BITE YOU!"

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A father tells his son; "If you masturbate too much you will go blind."

Son says; "I'm over here dad."

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A penis says to a condom, "Cover me I'm going in!"

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I had a fight whit a hard on this morning...

I managed to beat it single handed.

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HaY guys guess what was pink and hard in the morning?



The Financial Times crossword.

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Two elderly people get married. On their wedding night she goes into the bathroom to get ready. He asks what is taking so long. She yells out that she needs to take her teeth out, remove her wig, and take off her prosthetic leg. He then yells back, "when you get down to the part I am waiting for, throw it out here."

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What is the difference between a Pink and a Purple Dick?

The Grip.

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I had to post this, I lived in Idaho for a few years.

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What do you call a well endowed puppet?

Well strung.

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For his ten year wedding anniversary a man has "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his penis. That night he shows his wife and s suddenly she gets extremely angry and yells,"STOP TRYING TO PUT WORDS INTO MY MOUTH!"

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A man with a Big package ask "DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY CALL ME?"."THEY CALL ME THE TRUTH, CUZ IT HURT" 8------------------------D =,(