A place to rant

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

could be worse. Mite be behind me with a credit card that chip doesn’t work.

ill be the small assed guy with the black panties on or nothing at all.

‘Honey, where does he keep his wallet?”

That was YOU the other day... sorry I didn't introduce myself, jeez I feel like such a jerk now. I was too busy going through the list in my head for my famous burrito recipe

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

That was YOU the other day... sorry I didn't introduce myself, jeez I feel like such a jerk now. I was too busy going through the list in my head for my famous burrito recipe

Ya know, I've always loved eating Mexican food, especially Burritos!...and then in June, you joined and became really active on the forums...for some reason, I haven't had a Burrito since! I just don't have the "appetite" for them now... I wonder why?...

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Ya know, I've always loved eating Mexican food, especially Burritos!...and then in June, you joined and became really active on the forums...for some reason, I haven't had a Burrito since! I just don't have the "appetite" for them now... I wonder why?...

I've heard of being full of oneself but this takes it to a WHOLE new level!

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

I've heard of being full of oneself but this takes it to a WHOLE new level!

Hey Jock. I like my burritos deep fried. Oh. Chimichanga yes!

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

3 days into a bathroom remodel and I just got the walls down. Its a classic 60's bathroom with thick cement walls with tile on them. I have reminded myself that I am 56 years old as my body aches to high heaven after the fact. Tomorrow, I tackle the mudbed floor with hopes that it will break up nicely. Have lived the past 4 days with a respirator mask on, Ear muffs and leather gloves in a hot environment. My wife commented that I looked like Jack Frost when I came home yesterday for all the ceramic and tile dust on me. This stuff is for the younglings but at my age, I'm trying to prove them wrong. Earning a good nights sleep.

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

I've heard of being full of oneself but this takes it to a WHOLE new level!

See? You talkin' about your Burrtio and WHOLES in the same post, probably has something to do with my loss of appetite...just sayin'...

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

See? You talkin' about your Burrtio and WHOLES in the same post, probably has something to do with my loss of appetite...just sayin'...

You're just jealous because I want share my burrito recipe with you so that you can sell them in your restaurants!

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

You're just jealous because I want share my burrito recipe with you so that you can sell them in your restaurants!

Nah, no truth to that, AT ALL! Only Mexican food in my restaurants is TACOS....(USE YOUR IMAGINATION)!

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Nah, no truth to that, AT ALL! Only Mexican food in my restaurants is TACOS....(USE YOUR IMAGINATION)!

You are just one bad hombre. hehe

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

Nah, no truth to that, AT ALL! Only Mexican food in my restaurants is TACOS....(USE YOUR IMAGINATION)!

Oh My. Remind me to stay out of the places you go. You mite start to think I need your sour cream, Yikes!

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

I drink LOTS of pineapple juice, Party! My "cream" is NOT SOUR!

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

I drink LOTS of pineapple juice, Party! My "cream" is NOT SOUR!

You'd like my smoothie then

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

I drink LOTS of pineapple juice, Party! My "cream" is NOT SOUR!

Well then, it might make a great mixer with Amaretto for a Stone sour. I’ll let the Mrs know. One of her favorite drinks.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Well then, it might make a great mixer with Amaretto for a Stone sour. I’ll let the Mrs know. One of her favorite drinks.

Guaranteed to go down smooth!

[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

If I had a nickel for every one of these "her ex was bigger" threads on here I would be a millionaire. I should make a thread parodying this problem from the other side saying "her new man is smaller" and see how it goes... But using real examples from my past because it has happened to me before.