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    Worst lover/sexual experience

    Hey everybody, just sitting here thinking and a thought popped into my head. That is - what is your worst lover or sexual experience and why? Normally I'd give mine but I've only had one partner (my wife) and she's pretty awesome

    Love to get both male and female response!
    Just a regular dick on a forum all about guys.
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    The first girl I kisssed literally just stuck her tongue as far into my mouth as she possibly could. It was so gross haha I hated it!
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    • #3
      Worst kiss, she crammed her tongue in my mouth and whirled it faster than a tornado.

      Worst BJ, she just sucked.

      Worst intercourse, she was hella shy and just laid there.

      Oh the memories lol
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      • #4
        I had someone who made no sounds or faces just laid there and did not really move also a bad kisser. I just had an overall bad experience and I'm big on breath and when it ain't peachy its all bad
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Steneo View Post
          Hey everybody, just sitting here thinking and a thought popped into my head. That is - what is your worst lover or sexual experience and why? Normally I'd give mine but I've only had one partner (my wife) and she's pretty awesome

          Love to get both male and female response!
          You are great!

          *Emphasis is mine
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          For those of you who are a bit particular about kissing, I find the following links helpful.

          http://www.thepassionatewife.com/category/kissing/

          http://www.thepassionatewife.com/201...-mouth-orgasm/

          https://www.pegym.com/forums/womans-...-question.html
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          Last edited by MrB8; 02-02-2014, 06:25 PM.
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          • #6
            I believe I was someone else's worst experience, and she was mine too!

            We were at a friend's house party, we both drank quite a lot, and this girl ( I only met her that day) asked me if I want to have sex with her ( I swear I am telling the truth). I said no because I was feeling really bad and I was throwing up from all the alcohol, I just wanted to go home. She followed me and my housemates back to our place, brought me to my room and was kind enough to tuck me in my bed.

            I thought...ok...finally, some peace and comfort. She started kissing me and I thought, fine I'll go with it.

            Then it all went down hill from there.

            First I couldn't get it up from all the alcohol. Finally when I did get it up, we had intercourse, and I remember I came within a minute or 2! After that I said I'm sorry, I am not up for anymore, good night. I clearly remember her saying how selfish I am.

            Finally, I get to sleep...or at least she did!

            She was the worst and loudest snorer I have ever met in my life!!! She was so loud I'm very sure I did not sleep a single minute. Being awake throughout the night with a hangover...that has to be the worst sexual experience I have ever had (and I was terrible for her as well, I hope she doesn't remember)
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            NBPEL: 5.25 in(13.3 cm)
            MSEG: 4 in (10.3 cm)
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            • #7
              Hey Steneo,

              I know that kissing may not be what you're implying but I really enjoy kissing and I have to tell you that I have had the misfortune of locking lips with a few bad kissers. One guy was a complete slobber monster. No really. I needed to have a towel nearby to wipe my face afterward. Then I had a guy who played tonsil hockey so vigorously not only did he constantly make me choke, he actually bruised my tongue. And finally there was the guy who couldn't seem to relax his lips let alone open his mouth. Not surprising none of these relationships panned out.
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              Last edited by TPW; 02-02-2014, 08:03 PM.

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              • #8
                Actually TPW, I really wasn't implying anything in particular. Just curious at the answers I would get, if for no other reason than curiosity. Also, hell, maybe the inexperienced among us can learn some things not to do! Sounds like bad kissing is a major issue for people!
                Just a regular dick on a forum all about guys.

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                • #9
                  Ooooooo I got one!

                  This guy I kissed kept his tongue stiff and pointed!!!!!!! Grrrrrrosssss! I felt like I was kissin a lizard!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by anonymity View Post
                    Ooooooo I got one!

                    This guy I kissed kept his tongue stiff and pointed!!!!!!! Grrrrrrosssss! I felt like I was kissin a lizard!
                    Hoping there is a smiley for this...maybe:


                    Or maybe:


                    I think this is the best one:
                    Just a regular dick on a forum all about guys.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Steneo View Post
                      Actually TPW, I really wasn't implying anything in particular. Just curious at the answers I would get, if for no other reason than curiosity. Also, hell, maybe the inexperienced among us can learn some things not to do! Sounds like bad kissing is a major issue for people!
                      Gotcha Steneo...Well as far as kissing goes, I think it is really important to be a good, if not great kisser. I think one of the reasons I have been with my hubby for so long is because he is a fantastic kisser.

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                      • #12
                        These are effing hilarious! Great thread!

                        TPW I agree kissing is very important, I absolutely love it. anonymity, I'm actively trying to figured out how I could point my tongue while simultaneously relaxing my lips and doing a kissing motion. This guy must have been more talented than you thought, it is tough
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                        • #13
                          Talented! I agree.

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                          • #14
                            LOL Anon! I think you have the worst kiss contest won, so far.

                            My worst kiss was likely my fault. My first really physical relationship, I was told I was a really sloppy kisser. Since, then I have been told multiple times I am a great kisser now. She married me after being reunited years later.

                            Best/Worst sexual experience ever was when I lost my virginity, overseas, on deployment. I just finished telling someone else on a different thread to ignore silly stereotypes. Sometimes, you just happen to figure out where they come from. While it wasn't really the WORST experience of my life, it definitely wasn't all I hoped for, for my first time. She was very sweet, she was very passionate, and it was a lot of fun getting to the final step. But, some asian women are really that small. Imagine trying to stuff your dick into an old fashioned glass necked soda or beer bottle. Later her friends were joking with her. I could tell they were kidding her about me being a little guy. She shook her head in a no gesture and held her fingers out wide. Their eyes went wide. She winked at me. We just smiled at each other. It was all good.
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                            Progress: 8/3/2016 7.375x5.1
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LilNudeDude View Post
                              LOL Anon! I think you have the worst kiss contest won, so far.

                              My worst kiss was likely my fault. My first really physical relationship, I was told I was a really sloppy kisser. Since, then I have been told multiple times I am a great kisser now. She married me after being reunited years later.

                              Best/Worst sexual experience ever was when I lost my virginity, overseas, on deployment. I just finished telling someone else on a different thread to ignore silly stereotypes. Sometimes, you just happen to figure out where they come from. While it wasn't really the WORST experience of my life, it definitely wasn't all I hoped for, for my first time. She was very sweet, she was very passionate, and it was a lot of fun getting to the final step. But, some asian women are really that small. Imagine trying to stuff your dick into an old fashioned glass necked soda or beer bottle. Later her friends were joking with her. I could tell they were kidding her about me being a little guy. She shook her head in a no gesture and held her fingers out wide. Their eyes went wide. She winked at me. We just smiled at each other. It was all good.
                              Your worst time sound like a lot of people on here's ideal time hahaha
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