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Originally posted by Steneo
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You got it buddy. I'll do my best to try and remember another one, problems is the best ones are from the nights I don't remember!!!!! (LOL)
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Your armor is so polished and white that I fear to look upon you, lest I be blinded.Originally posted by mcpecker View Post
Just bustin' your balls of course.Focus on the positive :D
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I remember when I was a kid 17 or so in a park at 2:00 am just layed this beautiful girl back across a pic-nic table we were both fully nude and just as I finished some oral on her I was going for the penetration when we both realized were were being viciously attacked by red ants! that sucked we were covered in them bites in places you dont even want to imagine!!!!
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I have never had a bad experience due to the female but I have had embarrasing times due to myself none really come to mind but over the years I have experienced ED & PE at some time or another and Id have to say that is horrifying & embarrassing.Comment
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Originally posted by aBone2pick View Post
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Overall Goals- Maintain Optimal EQ (10 / 10)
- Full Foreskin Restoration (100% flaccid coverage)
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Pretty sure this has happened to a lot of people but my worst experience is with a girl I met on the first night. I had problems getting an erection because I'd been drinking so much, she also said I had a small penis..... 2 years of self-esteem building down the drain....
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A girl I was seeing for a very short time invited me to her house to take magic mushrooms with her and her friend (male). After I was properly out of it, the guy was beside me and started coming onto me and the girl had in mind a threesome with us. Got mad freaked out and went up to her mam's room and locked myself her in clothes closet haha.Comment
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God damn, using shrooms for a negative purpose. A pox on their house.My Log: EQ | Foreskin Restoration w TLC Tugger
Overall Goals- Maintain Optimal EQ (10 / 10)
- Full Foreskin Restoration (100% flaccid coverage)
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Wow, kickinthemebs, that's a bad one.
I think my worst single experience was a night I ended up with a girl I was good friends with. It was in college. We were both really drunk. There was nothing bad about the sex. It was just the fact that WE had had sex with EACHOTHER.
She wasn't unattractive or anything. She wasn't exactly my type, but it was just the weirdness of being with someone you never thought you would be with sexually. There are relationships that can take that next step, but this was definitely not one of them.
She felt just as weird as I did, and we didn't even speak for like a month. It was too embarrassing to even confront. I think the biggest reason was that she came from a similar background, and similar kind of family. It was like sleeping with my sister.
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Yeh, it was pretty crap haha.Comment
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I was out with a girl; we were sitting in the car, talking when I went for a kiss but like at the last moment she turned her head refusing to kiss me. She just turned her head and sat there in silence. I felt like an ass for a second but then asked her what was wrong. She said she had never kissed anyone before. I taught her what I knew but since I was eager for that kiss, I talked her through it real fast. I went for the kiss again and she turned her cheek another time. After 4 failed attempts I finally got to kiss her. She kept moving her lips in a rithmic motion, opening and closing, over and over and over again, the same movement, and when I opened my eyes with my lips on hers, I noticed two big eyes staring at me. Her eyes had been wide open staring at me the entire time. It was like kissing a big fish.
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Sorry Arkham, but when it comes to Americans slang, Somethings will forever remain a mystery.Originally posted by arkham View Post
I actually have never heard that phrase before. With our crazy language, I was able to guess at it. And as I suspected.....
I don't get it either. You are not alone.Start: 9/2012 6.5x4.5
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A slang-term indicating the use of one's tongue and lips to lick, suck, and penetrate one's anus for the purposes of sexual stimulation: The term originated in prisons during the late 1970's or early 1980's and was derived from the fact that salad dressing was often used to help suppress the taste. Other condiments such as grape-jelly, maple-syrup, and ketchup have also been used for this purpose as well.Originally posted by LilNudeDude View Post
The expression became famous due to the statements of a prison inmate in an HBO special titled: "Prisoners of the War on Drugs", and a joke by Chris Rock based on the HBO special.
First of all, right, if hes a new comer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly, what they call "tossing the salad" -- thats the slang word: "tossing salad" -- it means sucking my ass, right, with jelly or without jelly. Some people use syrup, I prefer for the guy to use jelly, right. I will reach my climate, right, I will automatically get hard right. I will, you know, come automatically if hes sucking my ass for about ten minutes or longer. Its a sensation/feeling and it makes you feel real good. Most all gays do that, you know what Im saying? Like guys to suck their ass. Its just like a pussy, right, but the only different is its not a pussy, right. It's clean, the person is decent, and the person knows that thats a asshole but in they mind they're lookin' at it like a pussy because hes in prison. So, toss my salad, and let him eat me, you know, and we straight. Thats it.Comment
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Umm...thank you? Kirko.
Well Arkham, there ya go.
Honestly, I think I rather it would have remained a mystery. LOL.Start: 9/2012 6.5x4.5
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This one girl I kissed, she seemed like she was trying to suck something out my mouth. Another one just putting her tongue in and out of my mouth while we were kissing. That must be what it's like to kiss a snake.Comment
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