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Is this how you get your vegetables? (lol)Originally posted by CUSP82 View Post
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I am sure you are a great lover cusp.Cause I'm TNT, I'm Dynamite :boxing::aikido:
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The only other woman I've kissed besides my wife. I just didn't feel anything.
But, seriously, it taught me that I could never just have casual sex with someone I didn't care for.Last edited by mcpecker; 02-08-2014, 05:43 PM.My Log: EQ | Foreskin Restoration w TLC Tugger
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That sounds like a spa package. Does the manicure cost extra?Originally posted by camaro View Post“Spirituality is not to be learned by flight from the world. We must learn an inner solitude wherever or with whomsoever we may be. We must learn to penetrate things and find God there.” - Eckhart
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Don't do manicures but i do massage em and make em feel comfortable.If we had time i would break out the olive oil.Cause I'm TNT, I'm Dynamite :boxing::aikido:
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My worst experience was when I was getting a blow job and out of no were she starts to toss my salad. I jumped up and walked out without saying a word. She was a close friend and we have never spoken of it again. Im down for just about anything but I draw the line there. The funny thing is I think the reason she did it is because one of my buddy's who was hooking up with her liked that. I'll never look at those two without laughing to myself again.Last edited by HammerTime89; 02-03-2014, 12:54 PM.She came, I saw, my penis conquered!
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Originally posted by HammerTime89 View Post
Can someone explain me how did english language develope this phrase? Cuz I cant find a single connection between salad and anus.....Start(11.24.11) BPEL 6 7/8 EG 4 7/8
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No connection between dick and penis....but there!Cause I'm TNT, I'm Dynamite :boxing::aikido:
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Mr.B8!!!!!!!!
That is the WORST sex story!!!!! I know it's not your story it's just a explanation of the definition but my GOD!!!!!! As the mother of a boy this is my nightmare!!!!! Awful just plain Awful!!!!
Does Anyone have a funny story to share to lighten the mood back up which is what I am sure was the OP's intention?Draggin Trainer
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Sorry, didn't mean to spoil anybody's mood, would you rather me delete it, I don't mind.
I delete a lot!
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No! Not necessary, question was asked, you answered it! Tossed salad...yep...that's an interesting one!Originally posted by MrB8 View PostSorry, didn't mean to spoil anybody's mood, would you rather me delete it, I don't mind.
I delete a lot! Just a regular dick on a forum all about guys.Comment
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Originally posted by MrB8 View PostSorry, didn't mean to spoil anybody's mood, would you rather me delete it, I don't mind.
I delete a lot!
No, no. It's up to you what you have up. You were answering a specific question with a specific answer.
I just think Steneo was probably hoping for positive/funny stories not a bunch of horror shows! Almost all of us have sad/bad stories.
I don't know, maybe I'm wrong but I figured this was supposed to be a fun thread.
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Yes, fun and interesting! Keep them coming!Just a regular dick on a forum all about guys.Comment
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Haha Anon. I agree. And I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch. Makes me a little nauseous
which makes me think of a funny sexual experience I had with my guy way back when. I think I can say this is my worst and most funny tale.
Me and my guy are in his truck making out and it's a hot summer night in Georgia so we have the windows rolled down. I had began to not feel so well but I wasn't about to let that spoil our fun. Anyway, fast forward a bit, we're hot and heavy in doggy in the truck and I start out the window. Yep, not fun, esp when the involuntary kegels made my guy finish while I've got my head out the window. Bless him, he was in his zone and didn't realize I was "sick" until he floated down from his O cloud. But, I can say, I learned quickly that kegel action during sex was a benefit 
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