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I've heard that if you fall asleep while a guy is eating you out (without the intention to make you cum) you have a great sleep.
Anyone had something like that?
Anyone had something like that?
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I don't know about that exact situation. It's very rare for me to dream and after I've had sex though.Originally posted by INS View Post“Spirituality is not to be learned by flight from the world. We must learn an inner solitude wherever or with whomsoever we may be. We must learn to penetrate things and find God there.” - Eckhart
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Does anybody here think it would be a good idea to compile a list of things to be expected, avoided and sought on their first encounter, especially to help first timers, so they can avoid the perils of a bad first experience, especially for the ladies.
Sort of like a (Virgins) first timers thread or something, I'd really love to link to such thread, the subject comes up a lot, the info is there but scattered and indirect, while I personally like to research, some (especially younger generations) prefer an easier approach.
A real man never hurts a woman. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - Mrs. workin_4_itComment
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If we made them a list then they wouldn't have any embarrassing stories to tell
She came, I saw, my penis conquered!
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Originally posted by HammerTime89 View PostIf we made them a list then they wouldn't have any embarrassing stories to tell
My point exactly! 
A real man never hurts a woman. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - Mrs. workin_4_itComment
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Thats no fun at all! The reason why im so open minded and don't care when awkward things happen in the bed room is because I've been threw all the weird stuff lolShe came, I saw, my penis conquered!
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I want it to be more fun for the new couplesOriginally posted by HammerTime89 View Post, and help prevent the bad (painful) first experience for the ladies.
A real man never hurts a woman. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - Mrs. workin_4_itComment
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Not all first times are as painful for the girl as mine was. It was just a combination of a very large partner, no experience on either side, and a very resistant virginityOriginally posted by MrB8 View PostI want it to be more fun for the new couples, and help prevent the bad (painful) first experience for the ladies.
“Spirituality is not to be learned by flight from the world. We must learn an inner solitude wherever or with whomsoever we may be. We must learn to penetrate things and find God there.” - Eckhart
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Agree, but it could be better if the guy knew what he was doing, and the lady knows what to expect, or maybe some tips to make it better.
I don't know, I just want it to be better, not saying that it always has to be bad. 
A real man never hurts a woman. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - Mrs. workin_4_itComment
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Good idea Mr.B8 Maybe you should start a thread about that? For now
Steneo indicated he wanted this to be a shared humorous exchange. A funny thread.
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I know, how bout this one.
One time when I was attempting to be "ultra" sexy doing a little strip tease, the chair broke!!!!!!
Leaving me sprawled out on the floor MORTIFIED among the pieces with one boob hanging out and the strobe light still jamming! It was a very long walk to the stereo and light switch!
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I had an ex shit all over me when I pulled out of her ass. She was on top. My dick was covered in shit and the smell was disgusting. Just the thought of it makes me wanna
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WTF ^ lolYou never slow down, you never grow old!Comment
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Originally posted by anonymity View PostI know, how bout this one.
One time when I was attempting to be "ultra" sexy doing a little strip tease, the chair broke!!!!!!
Leaving me sprawled out on the floor MORTIFIED among the pieces with one boob hanging out and the strobe light still jamming! It was a very long walk to the stereo and light switch!
Hmmmm, how come I don't remember that?
I think we going to have a little talk when I get home from work."with great EQ, comes great responsibility"Comment
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Oh Kirkoloft!!!!! That is definitely the WORST story!
Thanks so much for sharing something so embarrassing for the sake of making us all laugh!!!!! Really great sport.
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