Incogneeetoe's "Progress" thread

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This is going to be a horrible humble bragging one:

My wife has this "friend", a woman in her mid to late thirties (who looks older), whose daughter is the same age/same class as our son. This friend is going through a long drawn out divorce. She cheated, he cheated, it's all very melodramatic and childish. Long story short, she and her husband are together for their daughter. He has a girlfriend, she has a few boyfriends. She is essentially looking for a good FWB who will become her sugar daddy later.

Anyway, one of these FWB guys was being pissy towards her. I do not know the back story, but in the end he bought her "a toy" and gave it to her as a sort of "...here, use this instead of me you loose slut" insult.

This woman later confided in my wife about the toy. She was insulted, mortified, etc. The reason being is she says "...the toy is absurdly large." With the insult being that she "...is really loose", both literally and figuratively.

My wife tried to just gloss over it, basically saying TMI. But her friend was not letting go, saying "It's really big, you have to see it", and she pulls it out to show my wife just how big it is. My wife said she tried to act surprised, but she felt a little insulted herself, as it was about the size of a tube of toothpaste.

After comparing, we figured it is about 7x5.25.

My wife asked me in a very serious voice "Am I really loose?"
"You're really tight to me," I said.

[madyogi Moderator Member of the Month April 2020PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close madyogi]

This one made me smile.

[closed297 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close closed297]

This woman later confided in my wife about the toy. She was insulted, mortified, etc. The reason being is she says "...the toy is absurdly large." With the insult being that she "...is really loose", both literally and figuratively.

Pretty common gesture when your average to not feel big enough.

[Anklepain Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Anklepain]

Shouldn't be too bothered about your curve bro unless it stops you having sex. My dick curves upwards and my girl loves it in missionary/when she's on top

Im agreeing on this. I have read many people saying curve are benefical. I have seen homemade amateur porn the guy have 180° curve to the left and he fucks like a pornstar. Real Squirt and moanings from the girl in that video makes me want more curve for myself.

And otherwise I have read tons of people saying they want to straigthening their penis without any argument. Just because because of cosmetic argument and nothing else.

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About the “Curve”…

I have a curve to left. The right side Corpus Cavernosa is far more developed than the left. So the left has a concave shape while the right is convex. It makes the erection look curved from above. I have worked on it at times, and seemed to make progress in lessening the curve. But then after a while it seems to bounce back to the curve.
Maybe I am nuts to worry about the curve, but it is that at my size I am concerned that one bad move by my wife in cowgirl could exacerbate the curve. Frankly, she could hurt me.

This is why I’ve been trying to find out what makes a difference.

I first noticed a curve in my youth. I must have been early twenties when I started to see a curve to the right, so I determined to put my flaccid down the left leg to counteract the curve. At the time I assumed the curve came from the way it was placed in my pants.

I next really started to think about the curve in my 40s. I had noticed a pronounced curve, so I tried placing the flaccid down the other leg, but it always seemed to flop back into the original leg. For the last few years my wife has encouraged me to have the flaccid up against my stomach, as she feels it is less obvious that way. I try to keep it up to the right as the curve is down to the left. Not really seen any impact from that.

I’ve since learned that curves are normal and often develop to allow room for the testicles. I’d still like to reduce the curve, or rather, make the erection more uniform. I am trying now to put my flaccid down the left leg to see if that has any impact.

Having considered the situation I realize that my flaccid size probably makes a difference. Additionally, many of my habits probably contribute. For example I use my right hand predominately when I urinate. I am trying to train myself to use the left hand to see how that goes. I generally do use both hands when edging or PE work. And I have made a conscious effort to stretch and jelq against the curve.

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Pretty common gesture when your average to not feel big enough.

Do you mean to say that a person who does not feel big enough will complain that the woman is "too loose"? As a defense mechanism?

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Friday evening the wife knocks on the bathroom door…says she “needs to go” and our so is in the other bathroom. I let her in and she blurts out “Oh my god!” when she sees my erection.

I had been ballooning with erect kegels, and had really pushed myself to the limit. She couldn’t keep her hands off of it, but said “It’s way too big for a quick one…” and left it at that.

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I notice that guys often question the use of kegels, edging and ballooning, so I will outline a little of my current method. This takes at least 20 minutes, but it is not all that long and a good exercise.

I do a warm up to start.

I start with overhand grip, thumb in, with the back of my hand at the top side of the shaft, grip the shaft behind the glans

• 60 1 handed squeezes (overhand - right hand 30 then left hand 30)
• 60 helicopter twirls (30 with right then 30 left hand)
• 30 two handed squeezes (overhand - alternating hand squeezing)
• 30 In-Out Pulls (same grip)
• 30 two handed squeezes (overhand - reverse grip, simultaneous)
• 30 pelvic thrusts (maintain grip)
• 10 dry jelqs (overhand left hand)
• 10 dry jelqs (overhand Right hand)

Switch to underhand grip, thumb out, back of the hand is below shaft, again grip is behind the glans

• 60 1 handed squeezes (underhand - left hand 30 then right hand 30)
• 60 two handed helicopter twirls (30 with right hand at base of penis and left hand doing the twirls then 30 left hand at base of penis and right hand twirls)
• 30 two handed squeezes (underhand - alternating hand squeezing)
• 30 In-Out Pulls (same grip)
• 30 two handed squeezes (underhand - reverse grip, simultaneous)
• 30 pelvic thrusts (maintain grip)
• 10 dry jelqs (underhand left hand)
• 10 dry jelqs (underhand Right hand)

After that the flaccid is warmed up and stretched out. So I get hard and enter a hot shower for ballooning.

• Get erect to 100% EQ
  • Generally I just jerk the penis, but I do use opposing grip, trying to break a habit that led to a curve.
  
  
• I do not kegel at all. If I feel any tension I will Reverse Kegel. I get as fully hard as possible.
• Once I am at 90 or 95% I stop jerk and start to massage the erection. Moving my hands around the whole thing to ensure it is fully engorged. I often use an OK grip around the glans to jiggle and make it absolutely 100%
• Then I do a root lock style kegel. I start the contraction of the muscle at the back, and clench the muscles moving forward towards the erection. Essentially trying to push more blood into the erection.
• As I kegel I thrust the pelvis forward so that the erection is pushed out from the body.
• I do 6 or 7 long kegel holds, each at max EQ (at least a 60 second count)
• If erection subsides, I make sure to get back to 100%
• After the kegels I let the erection subside to 85% or so, then I do a short Uli stretch, one each hand
• The jelq as the erection subsides.
• Apply aloe after the shower

I will note that I do all of this only by feel. I do my best to not look down at my erection, I just use the hands.

I notice that the erection improves as I go through the kegels. By the time I am at the 4^th or 5^th I can feel a distinct difference in the EQ. At first the erection feels like it is 100%, but not fully pumped up. After letting it subside a little then getting hard again it will be much fuller and at 5 or 6 it is maxed out. At first erection I can easily grip the shaft with an OK grip using thumb and middle finger. At the 5^th kegel the thumb and middle finger are separated by a half a centimetre.

That is when the wife came to the bathroom. I was hard, standing at 10 degrees above the horizon, fully engorged rock hard. Shocked the hell out of her and impressed myself when I saw it.

[JustALilMore Senior Member Member of the Month August 2020 Find all posts View Profile Close JustALilMore]

Your kegel skills are on point. I'm still working on that, but it looks like a fun exercise/surprise!

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Earlier this morning the wife and I were lazing in bed. She was spooning me, and reached around to start fondling my flaccid, quickly bringing it to fully erect. After a few minutes teasing me, she rolled me onto my back and mounted me, saying "oh, you're... really hard...".

She rode me for a while, maybe 10 minutes, edging herself to an orgasm.
"You sleep more," she said, and rolled off of me.
Still laying on my back, I reached up and grabbed the tissues.

I looked down at my erection and was surprised. I very rarely look at my own erection, and even more rarely see it while lying down.

It was standing straight up, and the left side was actually looking straight, not curved. It impressed the hell out of me, and this time I was the one who said it "It does look huge."

The wife says "Yeah," and grips the shaft, "I'm sure it's getting bigger...I can't get my hand around it."

[closed297 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close closed297]

Do you mean to say that a person who does not feel big enough will complain that the woman is "too loose"? As a defense mechanism?

I mean even when average is suffice enough to achieve an orgasm through penetration its still easy to self inflict thats its not good enough

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One of my pet peeves has long been folks who say things like “I’m too big for condoms.”

Even before I started on PE I had larger than average girth, but for years I used regular condoms. In Korea I would get Okamoto condoms. These were 1.97” width and 7.64” length. Guys would tell me that they were too tight. I thought they fit fine. The length was perfect and at 1.97” width they should fit a 6.2 girth. I was below that before PE. I am not sure how accurate that measure is, as they were tight, stretched thin, as it were, and sometimes would break. But condoms breaking had always been a possibility in my experience.

I later figured that guys who said a condom was too tight had EQ problems.

A few years back I was in the US and I decided to try out a larger size. I got some Trojan Magnums XL. I was impressed at how well they fit. Finally, a condom that was easy to roll on, and didn’t leave a ring around the shaft.

Turns out the Magnums are 2.13” by 8.07” (with a head size of 2.48”). I found these after PE, so the fit was different than the regular condoms. While I could roll the condom all the way down and it would come up short, it did not matter as the fit was snug enough, and the condom itself never went all the way inside the wife.

Anyway, this is on my mind because yesterday, we had a fairy intense session. She was horny all day, and she was teasing me. By the time we got to bed we were both ready to go at it like animals. Soon enough I had a skin splitting erection, so much so that we struggled to get it in for a few minutes. But her natural lubrication and eagerness finally allowed us to go at it. We stayed in missionary for a while, then she suggested cowgirl. At that point I felt it was time to get a condom, as I had not ejaculated in over a week. I put on the Magnum and, boy, was it tight. I had it maxed out. At a width of 2.13” it is good for 6.7” girth n (the head size is good for over 7.5”). But last night I was filling it out and was scared it was going to break.

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So, basically, you're triggering your own pet peeve? Well played.

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At the 5^th kegel the thumb and middle finger are separated by a half a centimetre.

Dang. I don't know how long your fingers are, but that's impressive in any case. I have saved that kegeling/ballooning routine post and plan to integrate it into my girth/eq routine going forward. Is this something you do daily, or do you alternate this with other things throughout the week? Sorry for not having read back through to find out myself. Time is limited this morning as we are trying to get out of town.

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Dang. I don't know how long your fingers are, but that's impressive in any case. I have saved that kegeling/ballooning routine post and plan to integrate it into my girth/eq routine going forward. Is this something you do daily, or do you alternate this with other things throughout the week? Sorry for not having read back through to find out myself. Time is limited this morning as we are trying to get out of town.

I'm going to write up my current schedule, as it has been going very well for cementing and overall penile health.
For example, I was woken up twice last night by "morning wood".

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The last month or so I have been on a maintenance/curve correction scheduled. I am happy with it as I have been having very good PIs. Morning wood every day, good flaccid hang and fast erections.

Every day, Monday to Friday, I do a morning routine:

• 60 1 handed squeezes (underhand - right hand then left)
• 60 helicopter twirls, left then right hand
• 30 two handed squeezes (underhand - alternating hands)
• 30 In-Out Pulls (same grip)
• 30 two handed squeezes (underhand - reverse grip, simultaneous)
• 30 pelvic thrusts (maintain grip)
• 10 V-jelqs (right hand)
• 40 side to sides (only going from center to right leg, 20 left hand then 20 right hand)
• 10 jelqs (left hand)
• Two handed grip shoulder raises (Count of 30 x 2)
• 10 dry jelqs (Right hand)

On Monday and Wednesday and Friday I do an Evening routine (before and in shower)

• 60 1 handed squeezes (overhand - left hand then right)
• 60 helicopter twirls, left hand then right hand
• 30 two handed squeezes (overhand - alternating hands)
• 30 In-Out Pulls (same grip)
• 30 two handed squeezes (overhand - reverse grip, simultaneous)
• 30 pelvic thrusts (same grip)
• 10 V-jelqs (left hand)
• 40 side to sides (only going from center to right leg, 20 left hand then 20 right hand)
• 20 jelqs (right then left hand overhand)
• 60 one handed squeezes (underhand - right hand then left)
• 20 Cranks (10 left hand then 10 right hand)
• 30 two handed squeezes (underhand - alternating hands)
• 30 In-out Pulls (same grip)
• 30 two handed squeezes (underhand - reverse grip, simultaneous)
• 30 pelvic thrusts (maintain grip)
• 10 jelqs (left hand)
• 60 bicep curls (right then left arm, cupping ball sack)
• 10 dry jelqs (Right hand)

On Monday and Wednesday I will generally stop there. If I happen to be close to erect, I will just get up to 100% EQ then stop. Friday I have often have extra time, so I will do a full Ballooning session, too.

On Tuesday and Thursday I do Ballooning (see post #292 above for full routine):

• Ballooning: Get erect to 100% EQ in hot shower
• 6 long kegel holds, each at max EQ (60 second count, if erection subsides, be sure to get back to 100%)
• As erection subsides massage to remove curve
• Then jelqing against the curve for 5 mins. (left hand over hand + right hand underhand, reverse)

These routines are all pretty short once you get the rhythm. The morning one is less than 10 minutes. The Evening one is maybe 10 to 15. If I do the ballooning it is 20-25.